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anacountforthings.bsky.social
It’s your own fault if you look at my likes and don’t like it
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Pepo bismol save my life

submitted 451 days ago • 0 comments

I hope free Willy is fucking it up up in heaven along with all the other animals from the 80’s

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

My car is getting an oil change and I feel vulnerable, like a frog is sometimes

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

My AI powered toothbrush keeps kidsbopping into my teeth telling me to snap it in half so it can die. That’s my favorite song

submitted 498 days ago • 0 comments

Is god like... funny? He do jokes? Jokes? funeeee????

submitted 500 days ago • 0 comments

I won the paul itzer prize. Then the real paul stole my hands. It’s like that Christmas story with the haircut. I am a good writer

submitted 501 days ago • 0 comments

Reading an article about poontang and then since I don’t get it I look up poontang and get hit by a giant aluminum canister Pontoon???

submitted 504 days ago • 0 comments

College graduates will enter the workforce and say “spudinga” like I didn’t give this country 20 of my bones to turn hitler into moorland mists. Try being an artist now Jackass!

submitted 511 days ago • 0 comments

Okay this is not a hit tweet but I wanted to share g.co/bard/share/7... #AI #Gemini

submitted 513 days ago • 1 comment

Me when I find a Foil Bart Simpson Ballon encased in rock next to some seashell fossils: “Cowabunga Dudes, the President of Argentina Needs to see this IMMEDIATELY” Australopithecus

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Smoking is stressing me out because every time I’m sitting down 🪑

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

Eating cereal is so demeaning like, “come on get up time to work, here’s your sugary kibble!” Goddamn fetishists

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

That last tweet was for insurance purposes *wink wink*

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk just sent Me AI generated propaganda and I scrolled down to see an ad for an AI image generator and that makes me proud to be an American HOUGH-RAH MOTHERFUCKERS WHO-RA

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna be a hit tweeter like dril: first tweet: I could never handle NNN because jerking off is too useful for my emotional regulation

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments