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oh yes that was some PREMIUM hot soapy mess! i am going to be in a state of ANXIETY for the next 24 hours!!!!! #beyondthegates

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Poor Eva. #beyondthegates

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He gonna get slapped so hard he's gonna come back as another actor #beyondthegates

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

*glares at every tree blooming in the area and the parking lot of chartreuse cars* okay maybe i can see a few advantages of living in a fucking desert in spring. maybe I will schedule my next trip to albuquerque accordingly.

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IT IS SHOUTY THURSDAY PEOPLE, CAPSLOCK IT TO ME GOOD

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Every once in a while I think man, we were so close to never having to think about that motherfucker again, and then people said nah, let’s just ruin our lives instead

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Dreamed I was waiting for an NYC subway train. saw a worman go by on the opposite direction track on a curios little self propelled vehicle that appeared to be a repurposed Marantz amplifier unit from the 70s on wheels. My reaction in dream: oh good glad those arent going into landfills.

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Use the time to catch up y'all you're gonna want to be SEATED for this hottest of messes #beyondthegates

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

No #beyondthegates today or tomorrow this week and next week. Blame sportsball.

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The way the product placement is going on this show I half expect a sentient and suave can of Febreze to whisk Nicole away from this drama party like "Girl, I got you. Soothe your broken heart with Vanilla Suede Freshness" and I'ma stop before I end up with a Chuck Tingle novel #beyondthegates

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FYI @themorlock.com

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Leslie's crazy ass preening in the mirror was absolutely DELIGHTFUL. #beyondthegates

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Where Jenifer Lewis and Roz Ryan at? a) Amen mini reunion hello b) I suddenly need an Articulettes version of "I don't want nobody fuckin with me in these streets" while making eye contact with Bill. #beyondthegates

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Okay this genuinely is the coolest thing I've read in a long ass while

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Oh shit the banzuke dropped yesterday. Because on to of everything else about to hit in the next few weeks, its #sumo basho season again in a couple weeks.

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Fuck John Lithgow, fuck Nick Frost, fuck anyone involved in that shitshow, I hope it ends all of their careers.

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

Why do I feel like NuTed is going to tag team switch OldTed in the middle of this anniversary party #beyondthegates

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

y'all I hate this OH DAAAAAMP commercial so much... #beyondthegates

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Oh Leslie gone full supervillain fucko bazoo, okay #beyondthegates

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How is it that the first absolutely correct respectful boundary conscious non-monogamous relationship negotiation is on a dang soap opera #beyondthegates

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Okay, Leslie's little wig show in the mirror was actually kinda cute, especially since she also put on the different personalities. Would have liked to see a few nutty wigs we hadn't seen before though. #beyondthegates

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Okay I like Derek and Ashley but I can do without them debating shower caddies. #beyondthegates

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Okay that was a surprisingly sweet conversation between Martin and Chelsea. And also go girl not wanting to be boxed in by labels. Always gonna be a big champion of alternative sexuality positivity! #BeyondtheGates

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

monday be MONDAYing.

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I get the same feeling when an old post of mine gets reblogged or reposted out of nowhere as I do when someone tells me their favorite memory of me and it's something I dont remember at all 🫤

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I think it'd be really soapy and funny for Dani and Bill to get trapped somewhere and have a ONS, Dani gets pregnant and thinks/hopes it's Andre's to be fully rid of Bill, but of course it turns out to be Bill's and a boy, and bc they aren't married anymore, he's a little Dupree 😂😂😂 #BTG

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oh man I havent shelled out for genuine Levis since college but I'm suddenly feeling the need for new boot cuts

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This is phrased as if there isn't already the funniest in-canon explanation available

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