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anais.bsky.social
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protecting my white bf on this day!!!!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i love how they hand the players tablets between plays like they’re ipad babies, like yes mahomes watch that cocomelon and chill out

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

listen all i’ve got to say about the super bowl is that’s very much NOT what personal jesus is about!!!!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

me at the mexican restaurant casually ordering a drink like “como se dice, squirt”

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

juror no(sfera)tu

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

nosfarrabbiata

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

eating pasta and watching nosferatu, calling it pastferatu

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

where’s juliette gariépy’s nomination for red rooms

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

what’s your deck like homie, what are you into?

submitted 54 days ago • 4 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

submitted 56 days ago • 607 comments

“if they don’t do it doggy style i’m going to be pissed off” i love watching nightbitch (2024) with my bf

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

RIP jimmy carter, we’ll be jorkin our peanuts in your honor tonight

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage the 38-year-old birthday girl

submitted 57 days ago • 6 comments