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This is a Tim Curry stan account they/tim (yeah I’m aware of the rude tag don’t worry about it)
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i will never trust a bluetick. if you have something to say, the thing you said should stand on its own. nobody needs to know who you are. if you think people need to know who you are that's a massive red flag to me.

calling it now pope gonna regenerate into a woman this time

character growth: just refrained from posting my unfiltered thoughts because they were kinda embarrassing

anyone else mentally vocalise jkr in the same voice as sir pentious from hazbin hotel because of this shit?

I disagreed with Pope Francis's pro-life position. But I see now he has abandoned that.

The second video in my assignment features an American teaching us how to smile and I am done, I quit, I fucking refuse to learn the creepy ass American “look at my orthodontistry” smile

I’ve still not got over my cousin seeing her dogs mate and thinking that one dog had somehow got her tail stuck in the other dog’s bum lmaooo she’s so derpy

I got assigned a task of watching videos by a guy who teaches effective communication and fucking hell his life sounds exhausting, I’ll just keep stammering my way through life thanks, putting all my energy into talking good just doesn’t seem like a good investment

if JD Vance and Liz Truss were to ever shake hands, who do you reckon would emerge alive?

just ran into an old man with around 40 piercings, I have updated my life goals accordingly

I have several mutuals who fit this description of the devil, any of yous want to own up?

Just spent a few concerned minutes trying to work out why my flat reeks of cat piss today until I realised my nose was doing that thing where it misinterprets fresh coffee as cat piss. I don’t know why it sometimes does this, annoying.

Whenever they get an American talking head on to talk about foreign policy they always sound like gaming YouTubers talking about the lore

The ED is hilarious btw, you’ve gotta see this