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Survey analysis finds people who don't watch women's sports, think they are less deserving of media attention than men's sports, and think women should prioritize being thin are more likely to oppose transgender women's inclusion in women's sports

submitted 41 days ago • 90 comments

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

submitted 40 days ago • 543 comments

gotham city's hard working drug dealers are constantly coming up with new and novel hallucinogens to add color and sparkle to its resident's dreary lives and the bat man takes them down because he hates it when anyone else has a good time

submitted 45 days ago • 31 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 48 days ago • 332 comments

JUST IN: The two Yankees fans who pried open Mookie Betts’ glove during Game 4 of the World Series are indefinitely banned from attending any MLB game, a league source confirmed to The Athletic. Full story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/605...

submitted 48 days ago • 301 comments

it sucks i can't toss a baseball around my apartment without risk of breaking all my stuff

submitted 49 days ago • 25 comments

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up. pagliacci: but doc, doctor: wiggles pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought- doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

submitted 51 days ago • 21 comments

I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

submitted 53 days ago • 19 comments

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

submitted 88 days ago • 604 comments

The only remaining NBA team that is undefeated at home this season? The Orlando Magic.

submitted 91 days ago • 8 comments

4 players in MLB history born in Donora, PA. Half of them were born on November 21 and hit at least 475 home runs

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments

Revisiting Gladiator, and Marcus Aurelius is one of those guys who's always quoting Marcus Aurelius, if you know what I mean.

submitted 97 days ago • 18 comments

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

submitted 99 days ago • 317 comments

We can debate the worst sports owner all day but like, statistically, one of the Packers "owners" has probably committed murder, right

submitted 99 days ago • 33 comments

Ichiro Suzuki will officially be a Hall of Famer very soon.

submitted 100 days ago • 31 comments