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the losers and haters all hate my bits

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dont you think bill gates is pretty sexy?

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i have so many bill gates mind control chips in my arm all i do is buy windows 11 over and over

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chocolate chip cookies but the chips are the ones that bill gates made to make you a liberal or whatever. mmm crunch

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not asking the genie to solve world hunger or nothing, just asking them to banish ketchup from this timeline and telling them to keep the other 2 wishes as a tip

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if we all returned to crow and simply yearned for lil shiny trinkets the economy would be much better, probably

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they should really make a twitch stream for the stock market. i think the chat would go hard

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who tf is naming thwor daughter "Antigone" in the modern era. Like, after the child of Oedipus??? that's a self report to having an incest baby

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a wheel chair user in plate armor with a gun is a tank

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me: aims gun at you at point blank range "taste my 9 millilitre" you: "dont you mean milimeter?" the water balloon breaking apart on your face: "no"

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its "puppy girls for life" until your puppy gf pisses on her own feet AGAIN (she is NOT aimmaxxing)

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everyone wants a puppy girl until they have to pull rotting animal corpses out of their mouth (she doesnt beleive in wasting "perfeftly good food"

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puppy girls are cool and all until you have to pull an all nighter because you're puppy girm has an upset stomach so you have to keep taking them to eat grass until they vomit because they beleive in "natural medicine"

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im gunnin for the american ecomony to get so bad that they are coerced into becoming Canada's 11th province.

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call me Michael Bublé the way I’m laying on my boobs

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getting my name legally changed. its still the same thing but spelt phonetically as Mario would say it

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how children in 2025 supposed to beleive in the Easter Bunny??? aint no way he can afford all those eggs

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who tf "lets their cookies cool comepletley" before eating them. put those molten chocolate chips into my mouth

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"how was the gooning sesh?" asks my wife. I remove my ski mask and rest my baseball bat against the wall. I say, in my thick new york accent, "not great". I look in the freezer to see that she's eaten my last icecream bar. I weep.

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Virgin Columbine Shooters Fangirls vs Chad Luigi Mangione Fangirls

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every single transportation conversation ever

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the losers and haters all hate my bits

dont you think bill gates is pretty sexy?

i have so many bill gates mind control chips in my arm all i do is buy windows 11 over and over

chocolate chip cookies but the chips are the ones that bill gates made to make you a liberal or whatever. mmm crunch

not asking the genie to solve world hunger or nothing, just asking them to banish ketchup from this timeline and telling them to keep the other 2 wishes as a tip

if we all returned to crow and simply yearned for lil shiny trinkets the economy would be much better, probably

they should really make a twitch stream for the stock market. i think the chat would go hard

who tf is naming thwor daughter "Antigone" in the modern era. Like, after the child of Oedipus??? that's a self report to having an incest baby

a wheel chair user in plate armor with a gun is a tank

me: aims gun at you at point blank range "taste my 9 millilitre" you: "dont you mean milimeter?" the water balloon breaking apart on your face: "no"

its "puppy girls for life" until your puppy gf pisses on her own feet AGAIN (she is NOT aimmaxxing)

everyone wants a puppy girl until they have to pull rotting animal corpses out of their mouth (she doesnt beleive in wasting "perfeftly good food"

puppy girls are cool and all until you have to pull an all nighter because you're puppy girm has an upset stomach so you have to keep taking them to eat grass until they vomit because they beleive in "natural medicine"

im gunnin for the american ecomony to get so bad that they are coerced into becoming Canada's 11th province.

call me Michael Bublé the way I’m laying on my boobs

getting my name legally changed. its still the same thing but spelt phonetically as Mario would say it

how children in 2025 supposed to beleive in the Easter Bunny??? aint no way he can afford all those eggs

who tf "lets their cookies cool comepletley" before eating them. put those molten chocolate chips into my mouth

"how was the gooning sesh?" asks my wife. I remove my ski mask and rest my baseball bat against the wall. I say, in my thick new york accent, "not great". I look in the freezer to see that she's eaten my last icecream bar. I weep.

Virgin Columbine Shooters Fangirls vs Chad Luigi Mangione Fangirls

every single transportation conversation ever

i am not buying a new switch in this economy unless there’s a new animal crossing game that lets me kill tom nook

yeah i have a PHD (penis hard disease)

there is no gold in fort knox. ate it all. sorry

i will make the Canada Invasion jokes but you americans DO NOT have the pass