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submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

God I want to chop my hair off and dye it and look gay again so bad

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

God Severence is SO good. It’s been years since a show got me this excited

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

At a thrift store that is exclusively playing christian music and wow the state of CCM is ABYSMAL

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

God help me I am watching the Supernatural pilot

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 15 days ago • 338 comments

“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” ― Haldir, to Merry, in The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

submitted 19 days ago • 624 comments

I love you, city that murdered Hitchbot and birthed Gritty

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

Cody found his first gray hair and not to sound like a sap but it really is a joy to get to grow older with someone. To get to see them change.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure how, but my therapy clients are currently all: trans people chaplains one chill dude who just wants to yell about trump for an hour every couple weeks

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing the ENTIRE SUPERBOWL STADIUM yell “a-minorrrrr” was really something

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up in a world where a SAFE and EFFECTIVE vaccine for UTIs exists and is available everywhere except North America and I just gotta deal with that

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

Had a dream that every time I clocked in or out at work my phone sent my supervisor the fanfic I was currently reading and let me tell you, I have seen hell

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

My very young coworker: You look like someone who watches tiktok

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

welcome, exclusively young tiktok users! everyone on bluesky is very old. there are zero exceptions to this

submitted 49 days ago • 70 comments

no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it

submitted 53 days ago • 19 comments

As men cut and take They'd do well to know The land's memory is long And you reap what you sew

submitted 53 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

Thank god every day the authors of my favorite books are dead already

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Back on my lotr bullshit, I’m afraid

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Do not understand people who get jealous when other people notice their partner. Every time someone says something about how hot Cody is my lifespan increases by a year

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

One time I went viral on tiktok and because it was temporary and about something silly it was mostly fun but if that happened to me every day of my life, I’d lose my mind

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

My parents came to our house, tried our VR system for 15 minutes, and immediately went home and got one of their own and I am loving this for them

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Know I’m in my 30s because I just asked my parents if they had any new birds showing up at their feeder and was genuinely interested in the answer

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Hey this is actually amazing

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i was late to work again. i got distracted watching my husband sleep and being in love with him

submitted 76 days ago • 8 comments