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i wonder what it feels like to have ur belly and chin rubbed as a cat

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

i wonder what its like to have a uterus that doesnt try to end ur life every period or in my case every damn day, must be nice

to the menstruation nation who have permanent burn marks from heat pads/hot water bottles on their belly RISE UP

one thing about me is the concept of timezones baffle me, talk about timezones to me and my brain comes to an immediate stand still and everything u say goes straight over my head

being a jewellery girl, specifically a ring girly, i swear it takes forever to dry ur hands after washing them bc i have to get under every single ring so it doesnt make my fingers sore

All of us 😭😭😭😭😭

nah after last night every little noise i hear in bed has me on edge now

my ubereats app said my food was being delivered by a woman so imagine my surprise when i open my door to a man?? uber need to work on their safety regulations i reckon

1 last it’s been a long time coming 1 last crossing cruel summer bridge 1 last 🫶🏻 last 10 minutes of all too well 1 last speak now dress 1 last 1 2 3 lgb 1 last champagne problems ovation 1 last no it’s jan malone 1 last surprise song o’clock 1 last final bow during karma 1 last mastermind…

I WON!!!!!

so last night there was a fire in our apartment block, we werent evacuated or anything we’re all okay and it was declared safe but this morning it feels like a fucking fever dream??? like if i didnt have photo evidence of all the emergency services i wouldve thought i dreamt it lmao

well

well if a ridiculously heavy and painful period wasnt enough mother nature decided to give me thrush too thank u SO MUCH x

yet another game that has me in a chokehold so if anyone wants my camper card feel free to use #animalcrossing

2024 is for the girlies only!!! #spotifywrapped

me: complains when my period went awol for 3 months also me: complains when it finally shows up bc im in so. much. pain.

nothing quite like waking up in agony to find out uve ran out of pain meds

im laying in bed watching youtube minding my own business to then go scratch my psoriasis ridden nose to find my nose stud missing??? i spent half an hour turning my room upside down looking for it and u know where it was? INSIDE my pillowcase

the absolute fucking chokehold stardew valley has me in recently

its not every day u have ur cig at the window to see a mans bare arse in the street bc he was moony-ing his gf

the way ive just got into bed to see that the entire 4 hours i thought i was charging my phone has not charged at all and i didnt even notice until now bc ive been so focused on playing stardew valley that ive barely looked at my phone

ud think being chronically fatigued u wouldnt have severe insomnia but no that is not the case

chippy tea!!!!!

People need to remember that anybody can be become chronically ill. Anyone can be become disabled. At any time. Please show us some kindness, compassion, and understanding. So many people don’t. 💖

my biggest cat weakness is when they scrunch their nose when crunching on treats like the serotonin boost is unmatched honestly

good (?) morning how is there only 3 shows left

hot girl saturday

craving a chippy tea sooooo bad but the uber eats delivery fees are astronomical just bc we got a bit of snow

FINALLY

i have not stopped sneezing since i got into bed what is going on

see now why would u lie so LOUD my patience is hanging on by a thread

lola likes to pull bedtime protests where she shouts at us until we let her go inspect our rooms for the big bad monsters under our beds and we can only go when she deems it safe, our hero🙂‍↕️

2 and half years ago when we first got her she hid under the clothes horse for days vs now being an open free for all flirt🙂‍↕️