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make a mouse a mome

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imagine hating me and i’m just trying to find longdog in all the bluey episodes

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hunka hunka burnt toast smell

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

*throws avocado* I'm the bad type of fat!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

bro so bad at flirting he couldn’t turn on a light

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

roses are red holy fuck we’re all gonna die

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

*hears hacking from a distance* Ah yes, my love is home.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

fiancé: what do you want on your… daughter: no! don’t ask that ques… me: MUSTAAARRRRDDD

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

*autism stare*

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse today. I named it Jake from steak farm.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Eminem, referee: you only get two shots do not miss your first free throw

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

say drake and josh I hear you were young he should go to cell block one

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

*keys a heart on your car*

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Miss America? So do I.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

give me a dozen donuts keep the roses

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

happy caught my husband cheating day to all who celebrate

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

most people horny post, i hungry post

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac

submitted 10 days ago • 39 comments

*cries in public health*

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

next up: changing the atlantic ocean to the america east ocean and the pacific ocean to the america west ocean and then the moon to the moon of america and earth to planet america and the sun to sun of a gun america and then the milky way to the america dairy farmers way and then

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

*woke up ready to swashbuckle*

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine hating me and I'm just...yeah that checks out actually

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

so when did you find out you were the alt

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments

kidz bop version of not like us that goes say drake i hear you’d like some gum, you better never come round my bubbleyum

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Get in line, Breaking News. Everything's breaking. You're not special.

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

me just sitting in a meeting: "okay so here's the plan i have for data and evaluation from here on out-" my brain: "WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP DOT FUCK 'EM UP"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to 𝒫𝒾𝓈𝓈

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

aragorn: you have my sword legolas: and my bow gimli: and my axe me: and my hoodie. i want it back

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

more like abraham drinkin

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i will not be doing that* *anything my boss suggests to improve morale or productivity

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

weekends in the club are rough the older i get sam’s club but still applies

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

*embarrassed, covered in flaky pastry* you said dress in layers

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

pronounce cough like through to accompany the one currently in progress

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

at least we won’t be complaining about first world problems much longer

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

Woke up ready for nothing.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry your 38 year old boyfriend is in a band

submitted 27 days ago • 42 comments

Amelia Bedelía Restores the Rule of Law

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

what if we kissed in the gulf of mexico

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

What's the best site to sell these granny panties, yo?

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

*aggressively brushes your hair and tells you you're pretty*

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

irritable like your bowels

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

i wasn't built to work i was built to dilly dally and eat bottomless fries.

submitted 17 days ago • 49 comments

How to tell if you’ve annoyed her: 1. You have.

submitted 39 days ago • 10 comments

The elephants have the zoomies but that’s only because someone mixed up their peanuts with coffee beans.

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments