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Pronouncing semen like demon to throw people off

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I think this is why humans like water slides so much. It reminds us of being sperm

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I once got in a fight with Julia Roberts in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Does anyone remember when Paddington mauled and ate that old lady in Colorado?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Who got Burger King for 2 days in a row? Yep you guessed it! Who has severe untreated depression? Wow you're good at this game!

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I once got in a fight with Julia Roberts in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I think this is why humans like water slides so much. It reminds us of being sperm

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

BIG shout out to @tabrakadabra.bsky.social for getting my copy of Space Dandy signed by the man himself, Ian Sinclair!

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

BIG shout out to @tabrakadabra.bsky.social for getting my copy of Space Dandy signed by the man himself, Ian Sinclair!

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I wonder if the "Wake up Joe Biden" guy will say "Goodnight Joe Biden" when he dies

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