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My new favorite response to MAGA with a ✝️ in their name or bio: "I'll pray for you."

White Christians understand cultural references about as well as they understand their own Bible.

What if we find out soon that the JK in JK Rowling stands for "Just Kidding"?

PSA - In a capitalist society: Being sober is a form of protest. Being childless is a form of protest. Being empathetic is a form of protest. Being critical of information put out by private corporations that call themselves news outlets is a form of protest.

BlueSky has become my fridge where I pin all my favorite MAGA burns I've come up with.

I believe in the Christian rapture, I'm pro-rapture. Because after they're gone, I feel like we'll finally be able to get some shit done around here.

I enjoyed this photo shoot. This client doesn't like these photos. So I'm posting them here. Because I like them.

My new favorite response to MAGA on my posts praising Trump is just to hit them with a simple, "You're so silly." Super satisfying.

I don't have a problem with women who have OnlyFans. I won’t date any women with OnlyFans, though, because I’m worried if I take them to see my family, my creepy cousin Carl will recognize them.

A feed cleanse for you. Here's my perfect murder princess, Radnor AKA Kitten enjoying TF out of a sunbeam.

My favorite thing to do when MAGA folks comment a link to an article during a back & forth on a post is to ask them if they read it. Not once have any of them responded in the affirmative with any kind of evidence that they did. I then like to provide them some easy reading on "confirmation bias".

The existence of immigrants in this country is not why you're poor. It's because the people who control everything are keeping you poor while taking more for themselves, while feeding you the idea that your fellow man is your enemy so we keep fighting amongst ourselves instead of fighting back.

I guess call me a sinner, because I'm feeling pretty empathetic for the people who depend on WIC and Snap for food right now.

Kevin Bacon is grumpy with me today. He doesn't want to have to move again, but I guess here we are. Send positive thoughts for Kev this week. Moving is stressful.

Sorry, can't celebrate President's Day this year. Too busy fighting Nazis.

I am sober 16 months now. I work in the alcohol industry. And that is why I am sober. I can't say more than that for now, but trust me when I say I will one day. I applaud everyone who is sticking to Dry January and beyond.

Feeling stormy. #watercolor #painting #art

Something they don't tell you about losing a loved one: Some nicknames, you earn in life, some you're born with and given by family out of family love. What they don't warn you about is how it feels to realize after a loved one passes that no one will ever call you by their nickname for you again.

Gavin Newsom looking hott as hell surprising Trump as the big man baby arrived in California to throw paper towels at us or some sht.

The argument over whether or not Elon did a Nazi salute is a red herring. Regardless of his intention, without a blatant and loud response from him and government that that is not okay, it bolsters Nazis and supporters. Period.

I suppose it's worth announcing... I've started writing my memoir. Finally. Long overdue. This past year rattled my brain against my skull enough to shake some things loose and scare me into making sure I hold onto what's left of my memories. I'm excited to share my stories. I have some good ones.

It’s snowing in Florida, but you don’t think climate change is real?🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The Bishop outed the fake Christians faster than any of us ever have or could. Y'all showed your true colors so fast.

Everyone: Can we get some healthcare? Everyone: Can we get help with affording rent and prescriptions? Everyone: Can we get help with the rising cost of groceries? Trmp: I will rename the Gulf of Mexico for you. Everyone: But we didn't ask for... Trmp: And Mt. Denali is Mt. McKinley now.

Hi, guess I should introduce myself here. I'm Andi Whiskey. Yes, that's my name. I'm a: Photographer Stand Up Comedian California-Born Transient Storyteller Multi-Business Owner Athlete Recovering TBI Survivor Proud Queer Ex-Evangelical Trans Ally Neighborhood Squirrel Feeder 1/2 #photography

Sure, the Meta algorithm isn't throttling our political posts. Oh wait. Let's see. 52 reposts. And only 3.7k views. When I have 11.5k followers. For comparison, a non-political post got the same amount of views with 0 reposts. So you can do the math... Something isn't adding up. #meta #politics

Proud to be a Californian.

Tonight's paintings. My grandpa passed yesterday. His wife, my grandma originally got me into painting. She passed in 2015. Now they're both gone. They were two of the last people to see me and love me conditionally. The world feels dark. #painting #watercolor

If it comes down to having to choose between the US and California, I choose the bear.

Tonight's painting. I enjoy painting with a palette knife. The first few minutes while the paper is wet, I panic, because it seems like all the wrong color is going all the wrong places, and it'll never be anything. 1/2 #watercolor #painting #art

Narrator: And they did not in fact make America great again.

A darker tone tonight. #painting #watercolor #art

Tonight's painting lacks a little color because some days, that's how it is. #painting #watercolor #art

Tonight's painting wasn't flowers. #watercolor #art #painting

Eyes are currently dilated at the eye doctor. Reading this text is making me feel nauseated. But hey. Here are some flowers I painted this week. I see 8 of them at the moment.

Canadians, Mexicans, and Native tribes are showing us what it actually looks like to put in the work to Make America Great Again. MAGA folks should really be taking notes.

Figuring out this watercolor thing. #watercolor #painting #art

An evening to decompress. #watercolor #painting #art

I posted this post on Meta and then a Meta engineer followed me from that post. I... don't like this.

We need to keep asking the question simply and succinctly: Why is fact checking bad? The answers are always telling.