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Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:

submitted 8 days ago • 91 comments

200,000 mourners at the pope's funeral... so many papal

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk has no right choosing the next pope, even if he was part of the paypal conclave.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Alan Shearer lauding a thrilling 'top 5' race on the BBC, the same pundit who was withering about Wenger's Arsenal side celebrating finishing in the top 4. Such a biased tool.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Late review: the Chemical Brothers are good.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This UK SNL is doomed to fail. SNL is dreadful to non-American audiences. It is painfully self-indulgent, obvious to the point of being a written letter, and totally unevolved. It's a high-budget seaside variety act. At the very least, I hope the British comedians don't use a teleprompter.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

One man team signs contract extension at football club

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What a night, what a performance from this far from 100% team, one of the great European nights at the Emirates. Declan Rice has produced two of the greatest free kicks you'll ever see at this level, and we 100% deserved that third goal too. Incredible. This team deserves so much love. #arsenal

submitted 25 days ago • 161 comments

Was at the game and can confirm that Jude Bellingham is a feigning nob who tried to get Lewis-Skelly sent off by moaning at the ref for about 10 minutes.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Someone just opened a train door and told me not to get killed out there. Good advice, but unnerving given I had just that second been calamatising my visit to a popular stadium this evening. Be safe out there gang. And lucky, I guess.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me where the conspiracy against Arsenal *isn't* and I will, in some small part, sound less like a lunatic

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This watsapp ai can fuck right off

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Where's that video of David Lynch being depressed? I need it

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I want to thank Thumpersaurus for recharging me during the hard times

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Another tally for affair

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite thing about the Pokemon TGC app is that it gives me time to avoid thinking about my relationship

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

How about, and this might be crazy, use real human people to do narration and voice-overs.

submitted 43 days ago • 18 comments

Well who even cares is the question

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone know any good/reliable recruitersfor creative professionals?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

The media coverage of Arsenal is bullshit. We aren't responsible for giving you a premier league product to sell, you tossers.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Gary Neville is such an arse

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Fallen behind Liverpool? Why please, take this soft penalty on the house. It's your favourite after all!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Liverpool's jamminess is unbound

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

So I guess the USA is just kind of at war with the whole rest of the world in some capacity or another?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Also, guitarists: why are they all just... urgh

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Gave an old friend another chance today. Always give them one more. And then have the strength to back yourself. That's enough now.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Tilda rice cooks too quickly. End the madness. I need a rice recommendation.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Love an organisation heirarchy chart. Like a grotesque family tree of dynamic agility and circling back

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Have Arsenal had a season with more bad luck than this one? Outstanding stuff

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I need to stop reading football comments now.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Just read an actual Man City fan claim that they were sick and tired of naive game management every week. Such plastics

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments