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Stop using AI and just use picrew like a normal person if you want a doll dress up game so badly

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

Signs of spring, ranked.

I updated my shop layout a bit for a nicer browsing experience! You can check it out here: www.ursusdice.com

Brown-headed Cowbird message to host species everywhere:

This is so stupid. I heard a red winged blackbird call in White Lotus and went to look up if it's a bird in Thailand, and the search results are other people asking about the odd choice in sound effect in the same show. No, red wing blackbirds are not in Thailand.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

If we're gonna defend ourselves against AI and make a case for our value as artists, we're not allowed to talk shit about our own work anymore. Advocate for you by first reminding yourself that you're fucking talented and incredible, even if you don't *feel* like you are every day or every drawing.

YOU GUYS.

Remember: Today is a much better day to buy stocks than last week!

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

A very stupid thought i just had

WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language. The results tell us a lot! Extracts below... 🧵

And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”

Regulations are written in blood. They are only there because someone, or many someones, died or was grievously injured. There's a regulation against transporting nuclear material in crew areas. I'll give you one guess as to why that exists.

I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.

Here's what Studio Ghibli's Hayao Miyazaki thinks about your AI slop.