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I spent a lot of years as a coffee evangelist, but after realizing I kind of hate coffee flavor a couple months ago, EARL GREY IS LIFE

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It really feels unfair to play with a toddler hard all afternoon only for them to nope out at bedtime. I did that so you’d pass out! Now I feel like passing out and you’re here partying. Ughhhhhhhhh

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I know JB Pritzker's going to be tempted but I hope he runs for president instead.

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My child legit says “gagagaga!!! Goo… gooo… gagaga!!” So it’s not just a cartoon thing, I guess.

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This Saturday night, I have placed an order for a very specific spatula spoon from H-E-B curbside pickup for when I’m in Houston next weekend because it’s the only place I can find the very specific one my toddler loves

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Pizza Hut!

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I get the stylistic choice of it, but why are all the cars in Severance from the 90s or earlier? The rest of the show’s technology feels more modern.

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I extremely do not need to know when a shipping label has been created. Not worth the shipping update. Stop doing this.

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This just in: our neighbors who went on vacation shortly after Christmas have finally returned and the Christmas lights that have shone down our hallway for three and a half months are FINALLY OFF

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A few photographers need to hear this, including some that have been given gallery space in our local museum: slapping the "oil painting" Photoshop filter (as old as the program itself, it feels like) on your photo is not Good Art.

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Will never forgive prednisone for what it did to my face when my body was able to run 13 miles

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I think we’re past the point of “false spring” and are now onto “surprise winter”

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They 👏 are 👏 engaging 👏 in 👏 it 👏

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Since we’re celebrating @corybooker.com today, here’s when he came to Houston in 2018 and was so inspiring and put a second wind under our organizers’ wings. Amazing watching him today. Congrats @booker.senate.gov and team!

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Gonna need ALL the good vibes this weekend. I have some help coming in for a couple nights, but will be more or less solo parenting for the first time while Joe runs across Texas for four nights 😬

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This morning’s Washington post headlines newsletter really reads like a movie. Not sure if it’s a comedy or a thriller or…

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Update! I didn't have time for this!

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So desperately want to be able to “choose ease” but jfc I don’t think that is compatible with toddlers

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In a busy and hectic life, the greatest gift your spouse can give you might just be the blessing to watch a tv show without them (finally gonna start Severance season 2 this weekend!!)

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I am trying to imagine a situation where I could've done something to prevent my child's death, but instead, I doubled down on what I didn't do to prevent his death and encouraged others to also not prevent the same heartbreak.

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This town has the most amateur newspaper that doesn't actually cover "news." I absolutely hate it. We have to rely on local Facebook gossip groups. Police blotter hasn't been updated since last May...

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~24 hours til I renew my Apple TV subscription so I can watch all of Severance Season 2 in one go (hahahaha that's a joke, my child makes binging shows impossible)

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Have a cold… and in an hour and a half, my 1-year-old will come home and be furious about also having a cold but not knowing how to blow his nose. Time to take it easy until then…

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Can we PLEASE 👏 STOP 👏 LAUGHING 👏 AWKWARDLY 👏 WHEN 👏 WE 👏 SAY 👏 SORRY 👏 I 👏 WAS👏 ON 👏 MUTE👏 ?!?!?!

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When are bleached eyebrows and microbangs going to be over? 😩

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Today IG gave me a reel where a parenting expert said toddlers “have one marble and a few tumbleweeds rolling around up there, they’re all feet and no brains” which, despite my desire to be a child honoring (thanks Raffi) gentle parent (thanks everyone else) I found hilarious and true

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Bought a mailbox a few months ago. I keep getting marketing emails from the company to get me to buy more mailboxes. I think I'm good with just the one???

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Do people just not understand that federal employees also put money back into the economy?

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Were any other women awakened on this, International Women’s Day, by their husband at 5:30am so he could express frustration about how the smart thermostat wasn’t working? Just me?

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How did this kid just manage to get slobber INSIDE my nose 😩

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