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Today every single person at my place of employment wanted me to tweak

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If a future iteration of Zootopia comes out and they need another music celebrity animal, I humbly offer: Benson Bone. Please don’t clap 🤭💙

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Today I had several irritatingly pointless conversations and the rain that I was forced to walk through soaked through two pairs of shoes, two pairs of socks, and two pairs of pants. This also occurred only in the afternoon of my day so we are not slaying the day 🫠

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

damn I thought of a hit skeet while I was out with my dog this morning and by the time I made it back inside it was so far gone this is terrible news

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

6:15a is getting easier and easier with this new pup. Now if I could only motivate myself to do anything that isn’t laying in my bed for the first two hours of my day 🙃

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Wow I’m now understanding just how heavy yall are lifting when you break 20,000lbs lifted 🤩🥵 yall so big and strong

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I put a lot of time and thought into my alt text for a queer whose skeets are seen by two (2) people per month

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Thing that haunts me: There was a period of time where I couldn’t remember the word “ambulance” so I kept saying hospital truck instead and no one corrected me but they would always laugh and then after literal months it finally registered that there was a word for that.

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Lover just offered me a lemon ginger euthanasia cough drop before bed and after the week I’ve had, I might just take him up on it 🤩🫠

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

RT one of our posts today and will be picking a random winner to get a pair for FREE

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Slept terrible, threw up twice, acid reflux is on peak and can’t get off of the bed 🫩

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

gays with private pools who will let me swim naked, save me

submitted 18 days ago • 15 comments

Ate a chicken salad* today for lunch and was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed it!! *it was chicken and lettuce and not a damn thing else … 🙇🏽‍♂️

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This is writing 🙂‍↕️💙

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Who wants to see my wiener?? 🤭

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

This watercolor sold within hours of being sent out to my mailing list. I love it for its simple composition and intense colors. Sign up for my mailing list www.gabrielgarbowart.com and be the first to see new paintings as they become available.

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

*vigorously rehearsing my Spanish before I head to the carniceria cause I might have to order something at the counter* Context: Spanish was my first language but I was born in US and it got taught outta me, so I really only know child-level Spanish, abuelita. 😑

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment