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If you know what I mean (& I think you do), please contact me because it is increasingly clear I do not (he/him/himself/his/hizzoner)
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Just moving straight to Khmer Rouge within 6 months

Small but underrated part of restoring healthier civ-mil norms would be retreating from the fucking OPERATOR TACTICAL aesthetic of service members to more traditional dress uniforms, etc. in terms of public presentation, etc. People that have desk jobs should wear the desk job uniforms, for example

Please, sir, Governor Onion, sir, harm protesters in the specific way I would like. In Onion's Name, Amen

Democratic senators need to stop pretending that GOP senators are their “good friends across the aisle” and realize many of them are just lying sociopaths who are actively fanning the flames of violence against them.

The Minnesota assassin supported Donald Trump and had a kill list consisting entirely of Democrats and reproductive rights advocates. But it's unclear what his political motivations might be.

Wonderful gift from @erikatebbens.bsky.social who 100% understands my energy

fuck Boelter

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

Seriously, MSNBC’s David Noriega and Jacob Soboroff were doing such great reporting from the main LA protest, from different spots, that they showed how law enforcement instigated trouble that just wasn’t happening.

@msnbc.com reporter at the 1:15 mark. “The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings

My husband became a US citizen yesterday and he took the little flag they gave him to the No Kings protest in Lansing today 😍

Do you know how badly you have to screw up as a Republican to get this kind of turnout in IDAHO? #NOKINGS

I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.

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One Minnesota.

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

Trouble is: people covering the parade are not people covering No Kings The people assigning, headlining, & laying out articles, if offered a choice between a glowing obituary & 1 extra cent in the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny, would ask if they could write their kids out of their will for 2 cents

A reminder to reporters, when historians look back on this moment with the president throwing himself a military parade and the people throwing No Kings rallies across America, the media sources raving about the former and sneering at the latter are going to be quoted by name. This is your legacy!

Last night, @bradlander.bsky.social and I exposed Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace on the debate stage. With early voting starting tomorrow, we're cross-endorsing to defeat the ex-Gov. and win a city everyone can afford. Rank Brad #2!

New York deserves better than Andrew Cuomo.

"Whats this line item?" "Counterintelligence, sir" "It says they bought over 10,000 pizzas in FY25?" "Yes, sir"

I encourage everyone to consider attending one of the many demonstrations planned for tomorrow across the country. Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest. Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org

*whispers* liberals and leftists making alliances to take power away from centrists is good, actually

I absolutely think there's a problem with people trying to shoehorn symbolism where the author is trying to immerse the reader instead of conveying a symbolic order. For some reason, people take this to mean that some of the most archetypical symbols in literature just aren't.

if you think every voice actor is a millionaire, you are not immune to propaganda and would not survive the winter, sorry.

The Catholic Chutch has been pretty strongly pro-immigration for a long while. Both conservative & liberal clergy have been very pro-immigrant for as far back as I'm aware, & there are a bunch of authoritative Catholic documents saying that immigrants must be protected from the state.

If you didn't have a joke about Diogenes, you'd also want to hear my joke about Diogenes

If I didn't have a joke about Alexander, you'd want to hear my joke about Diogenes

I have seen this more and more from certain groups lately. Including the idea that this means the protests insufficiently threaten capitalism or people are selfish Stop it This is the world we live in, and most can’t miss work even for a short time. If you get all the support worked out then talk

really showing your own bright red ass to the world if you’re sneering about how protests on weekends don’t count because they signal insufficient commitment

Israel aggressively bombing Iran—unlike two incidents of strikes in 2024, which followed Iranian missiles launches against Israel—is in part another consequence of a weak, chaotic US president. Worth noting that this didn't happen under Biden, Obama, or Bush, despite Israel talking about it a lot.

Put this on a billboard.

Trying to write about the Noem/Padilla thing and having difficulty even figuring out how to start. Or what kind of headline to write beyond "WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY, STOP THE MADNESS"

The real baller move from Newsom would be to order the guardsmen and women already deployed to LA to fulfill their real task and protect protesters against oppression by an invading force.

I would like to officially endorse DuckDuckGo. It offers AI slop, but it actually TURNS IT OFF once I turn it off in the settings.