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andrewashmusic.bsky.social
Pop singer/songwriter, based in Portland, OR. Check out my new EP “Pep Talk”👇🏻 https://bit.ly/4cJ2XO5
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Every time I release music and don’t get the response I want… #musiciansky #musicsky

There’s a lyric in ‘Groove is in the Heart’ that goes “He's not vicious or malicious…” and my mind always follows it up with “Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes.” #deelite #lyrics #beourguest #beautyandthebeast

Oh, you want ME—a dyslexic—to READ the ROOM? Good luck, babe. 🙄

Thank ewe, next.

Dorit is just like us! #farfetch #rhobh #bravo

BlueSky team: Can every post that baits you into clicking a link, be followed by a post that tells you what’s in that link? I didn’t know this was something I needed until now. (see pic)

Question: How do I make it?

@andrewashmusic.bsky.social

BlueSky, I don’t know what post I stopped on that made you think I’m interested in Furry comics, but can you please stop? 🙏🏻

I really feel like if they reopened the Disney store at Washington Square mall, it would heal me. #oregon #tigard

I could have posted a picture of my husband and me on our Valentines date, but instead I made him take this video. #texas #pk #rhobh #bravo

Traitors US: Will you please, PLEASE put a little more effort into the portraits? They look a God damn mess! #traitors #peacock

If I say “it’s alllll good” it’s alllll good. If I say “it’s all good”…it ain’t good.

Being nice makes me feel nice.

hating cats is a red flag

Is it too much to ask people to wash their nasty ass hair and dirt down the drain before exiting the gym shower? 🤮

Listen, if you and your spouse are going to fight in public, I’m gonna stare. Don’t put on a show if you don’t want anyone to watch.

#caturday

I’ve been working on a new track, and I just got a rough mix from my producer that is giving me all the ToeJam & Earl vibes: #sega #videogame #nostalgia

“Sports Car” by Tate McRae is sooooo good, but I just really wish it was a Britney track.

Someone once said when Lady Gaga sings “I can smell your sickness” all they can think about is Mary Cosby saying “smells like hospital” and now I can’t listen to “Disease” without thinking about it. #rhoslc #bravo

This part of the process is so tedious. Come check out the full version of my new song, live at White Eagle next Saturday 🎧 #musicsky #musiciansky #pdxmusic #singer #recording #pdxmusic #lgbtq #pop

I’ve landed another gig, opening for the extremely talented—and fellow ginger— @gregorydillon.bsky.social at the Star Theater on March 5th. Grab your tickets at the link below. www.ticketweb.com/event/gregor... #pdx #pdxmusic #musicsky #musiciansky #live #perfromance #lgbtq #singer #portland

Hot take…I’ll miss Becky #rhony

Sleigh!

The irony of people leaving X and meta for BlueSky—because they’re “fighting the man”—but put “here’s my Amazon wishlist, tee hee hee” in their profile.

Beginning of the month be like…

Yerrrrr geehhhy!

Photographer: “Just act natural.” Me:

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you throughout your life. One a day, no reviews, no explanations, just the album. 20/20🎉 #musicsky #musicchallenge #20albums #abba #gold

“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about and to stay persistent.” #beyonce 🙌🏻

(insert diva) stuns at (insert event)

Do I love #cowboycarter? No, but I don’t have to love it in-order to see how groundbreaking, artistic, thoughtful, and superior it is to other albums. Recording Academy, please do the right thing this year. #beyonce

I just need everyone to know that if I ever do #drag, my name will be Liz Dexia. If another dyslexic bitch takes that name, I will take their ass to the people’s court.