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Writer of funny stuff that sometimes goes on TV. Once peed next to Eric Idle.
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It’s such a hugely wasteful thing that does nothing but kiss his ass that he’s thinking about naming the campaign Eric

If you do the Nazi salute as a joke I will beat the shit out of you as a joke

I'm leaving America. Forward my mail. I now live inside this minute long clip I don't care if it makes sense that's where I am. Feel free to join me and Billy and @phish.com #phish

🚨 The Senate is expected to vote on the confirmation of Kash Patel for FBI Director TODAY. Call your Senators to block this vengeful attack dog who will undoubtedly weaponize the FBI against anyone Trump dislikes. 🔥📞🔥 5calls.org/issue/kash-p...

May this shit-stain on the fabric of society soon fuck off into the worst pages of the history books he’s never read

We saved you 8 billion dollars! Give or take 8 billion dollars! Now let us control your planes it’ll be fine! Give or take fine!

My plates are so clean you can eat off them

Hey look - it’s a fun/stupid/terrifying/depressing/clam-filled Trump piece I wrote for what has to be one of the top 5 websites named after a machine’s anus: Robot Butt! www.robotbutt.com/2025/02/15/a...

Extra loud not saying these days

How do you open this app without just screaming AHH EAT SHIT AND DIE!!! into the void? Is there a way to do that? Something in the settings? Oh wait I think I figured it — AHH EAT SHIT AND DIE!!! — nope I didn’t. Anyway lmk how to fix.

“Woman came from Adam’s McRib.” -Trump in 2026 when he partners with McDonalds to boost his Bible sales, probably

Drink em if you got em #RFKJR

BREAKING: Next week is the confirmation vote for Jason Voorhes. He’s up to run the “Department of Lakes & Summer Camps.” Sen Cassidy was a NO, but he just said he had a long talk with Jason and he promised to reexamine his take on murdering sexy teens. Looks like Jason has the votes. #Normalizing

“The Gulf of America” is actually the space between Americans who cave to a psychotic idiot’s whims, and those who don’t. Anyway the AP should call that body of water “The Gulf of America” only if they can also start calling “The White House” “The Orangetinypenis House.” Fair is fair.

Man, Valentine’s Day on Friday, then Presidents’ Day on Monday… why do they put the two big sex holidays back to back?

One of these days we’ll find a way to stop this awful measles virus

Elon just decided this is a wasteful use of a rock, DOGE now murdering all sea otters

Counterpoint: Yes worries.

Anyone know which day Freddie Krueger’s confirmation hearing is? He’s up to run the Dept of Dreams… I think Sen Collins said she had some concerns but then added “Trump does have a mandate though,” … so is he a shoo in to murder us in our dreams or is this talk of The Babadook as a compromise real??

1) First off “stunning”? It’s not a stunning idea. It’s a Psychopathcrimeagainsthumanityforsomtackyasscondos idea. And 2) Same way he arrives at every idea: searching his soul - finding only a void - then grasping for some bullshit in a futile attempt to fill his bottomless greed. There article over

We could’ve broken the glass ceiling numerous times but we always choose instead to break the rock bottom. Hence, hell. #America!

Bluesky: The app where everyone is saying the exact same very specific thing by very specifically not saying that exact thing.

Trump just offered a compromise - he said they don't have to remove "End Racism," just the word "End."

So she supports Trump but wants to see him deported?

Holy fuck: Turns out it’s DEI

D. E. I. These are the only true DEI disasters. #trump

Yes this is the president signing an exec order blaming a plane crash on DEI - But it's fun to think there's a reality where it's just a picture of a fat, orange, failed casino owner ordering cheesecake for breakfast while he and his definitely shit-filled underwear rot away into oblivion. Escapism!

Anyone know which day Freddie Krueger’s confirmation hearing is? He’s up to run the Dept of Dreams… I think Sen Collins said she had some concerns but then added “Trump does have a mandate though,” … so is he a shoo in to murder us in our dreams or is this talk of The Babadook as a compromise real??

We already have a Gulf of America. It’s right over there, that giant gap between MAGA and Reality.