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Chikorita is my favorite of the Z-A crew. Here is a shiny meganium I found back in 2021. #shiny #pokemon

What if instead of Canada becoming a new state we have America become a new Canadian province?

Love it when people catch him and his friends doing something illegal and then nobody center or right cares or does anything about it.

I think Markiplier would make a good president. He'd start by saying "I don't know much about being the president, but I'm willing to learn." And every four months or so he'd release a video talking about some cool project he's working on and it's the space race 2 or something.

Maybe present me wouldn't think past me was so stupid if present me stopped pushing tasks onto future me.

The fact that we need to celebrate when the supreme Court clears this absurdly low bar. We were surprised when they agreed that innocent people shouldn't be sent to slave labor prisons.

Just finished my 4th test in 2 days and my brain is mush.

When my employee says they need more area on their desk so I put one of these on their desk.

In case you wanted to know where our aircraft carriers are hanging out.

The endless problem of being against military spending and wanting world peace, but the b2 bombers are so cool.

We should rename America to the Disunited States of America.

I miss Reagan. He was a bad president, but at least he was funny and could act civilized.

When people talk about "the deep state" I think about our magnificent 51st state Atlantis, because it's deep underwater.

I love the way that everyone was like "no we are not backing off the tariffs and they are permanent" and they lasted about 20 minutes.

You know how I said I have 3 tests this week? Turns out I have 4.

The eyes of a lunatic. #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

Now this is a sport I could get behind!

It might be time to seriously consider splitting the United States. We are that far gone.

Remember everyone. Money is just numbers and not having it doesn't actually affect you in any way.

I'm glad to learn that the death rates of the great depression were actually pretty low. People weren't very happy or prosperous, but not that many actually starved to death. The future looks bright.

Elephants are tremendous. I nominate elephants to be the next dominant species after humans go extinct.

I've been starving you of cat pictures. Here, eat. #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

Maybe the next president will be General Douglas MacArthur.