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andrewhateselon.bsky.social
Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
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Dad went out for cigarettes and never came back. Thank God. Dad’s the worst.

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Losers who can't get a real job bothering people who are trying to work

submitted 5 hours ago • 61 comments

visiting new york so you KNOW i gotta stop at my favorite bodega for a bacon egg and cheese!

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Happy birthday 2 me.

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Happy birthday to my favorite husband, dog dad, human dad, and cat dad (ranked in order of title acquisition not priority) to @andrewhateselon.bsky.social who is my favorite person alive and the only reason our world keeps spinning. At least mine. Our son and I think you hung the stars in the sky ✨

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413524 Do not taunt the psychopaths.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Seriously though, no rights for gamers.

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Cathy, welcome to the ACKOS Committee

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Look at what they took from us.

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47 year old men with iPhones when a children’s movie does poorly at the box office

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

stop running away from trans people and fight back

submitted 6 days ago • 23 comments

New St. Louis Blues secondary logos. Also going back to the original colors from 1967. Terrific job by them. Gonna need something with that fleur-de-lis on it.

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My favorite sports teams as classic tweets LSU Football

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Please Like My Sport reaching new, unthinkable heights

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A reddit thread asked for songs that mention the word yellow. Googled my favorite band (The Lawrence Arms) yellow lyrics. Every AI provided fact here is wrong. The word yellow isn’t in Under Paris, which isn’t on Metropole. They don’t have a song called 100 Flights. Skeleton Coast isn’t a song.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

HOT! SEAT! HOT! SEAT! HOT! SEAT!

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An ideal NBA Finals would have my team winning in four blowouts. This is the next best things: two teams I have no reason to hate going the distance.

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Jay Johnson YOU are the second best LSU head baseball coach in history

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What a good boy.

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“That’s a well-fed man with a zest for life” — me looking at every LSU dad in the stands

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

I'm of 2 minds. I don't like guys getting thrown out but arguing balls and strikes in the first inning? C'mon

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you know what time it is

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When the MCWS is on but we just bombed Iran

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When you see Sad Alex Cora, you post Sad Alex Cora

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When an SEC team goes 6-6.

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

[/Paul McCartney voice] 🎶 siiiiimply / haaaaaving / fun with my pals online 🎶

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Why would anybody give a fuck about your therapist’s political leanings? Who’s spending time in an expensive hour long session asking their therapist what they think of the estate tax?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

The dumbest shit in the world made purely for the worst people in the world.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Support your man too. Hide his podcast equipment

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Fun fact, it was never lowered to blue or green. This ran from 2002-2011 and would get covered by the news

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