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andrewhateselon.bsky.social
Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
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SHAQ: What happened to Pierre, Chuck?

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Folks, the good news simply will not stop.

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😗👌

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Pierre Poilievre suck my dick, ass and baaaaaaalls

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Why is the CBC posting early results with less than 100 votes reported lol

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One of the tougher “original or cover version?” cases I can imagine

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Every Monday I wake up, fully cognizant of the fact that the President took a perfectly healthy economy back behind the shed and shot it, and then I go about my job for the week like that didn’t happen because I have no control over it. It makes me feel ridiculous.

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I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.

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Vote today, Canada!

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The Habs crying over the officials wouldn't be so obnoxious if they also weren't the most bloodthirsty fans on earth, cheering for more violence. I mean, pick a goddamn lane

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Definitely glad AI continues to be part of our culture so people can create shit like this with a prompt and act like it’s important/profound

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@reconstructionsite.bsky.social Followed based on username alone 👊

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no pope today

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See… AI will never give us THIS. God bless humanity.

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Video gaming discourse, is sacred

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Trump supporters’ favorite number *and* their favorite activity, all in one product!

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POV: Matthews and Marner trying to clinch a playoff series

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*sigh* don’t make me tap the sign

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Fuck it let’s do overtime again

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Oliver Ekman-Larsson has as many goals this postseason as Connor McDavid send skeet

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Elite offensive blue liner squad, your Toronto Maple Leafs

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Matthew Knies YOU are now the owner of a slightly used Artem Zub

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Being a dad means seeing ads for movies and loudly saying stuff like “The Accountant 2? I didn’t even know there was an Accountant ONE!” and I take that responsibility very seriously

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I’m old enough to remember when the Sens had the lead in game 3 (they lost)

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Psssssst the Leafs are still the better team

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My Plex server gave Weezer a pretty glowing review

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-Accidentally donated 7 dollars to end world hunger because the “no thank you” button didn’t work and my hand slipped on the 8th try pressing it and I didn’t have the heart to be like “please remove the hunger donation from my bill” -Awkwardly told this dude his sticker kicked ass Decent trip

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