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"Can we talk about your last shift call in?" "Sure." "Your stated reason was..."John Cena Turned Heel" "It was a very emotional time for me." "That was three years ago." "The wound's still open"

I forgot to buy something before the tax holiday ended and literally noticed 15 minutes after midnight. I feel like the biggest idiot alive

I thought Captain America Brave New World was fine enough but even as a big Marvel fan, the post credit stinger is super lame. Paddington Goes to Peru does have a fantastic post credit scene though

Doing a CaPaddington Brave New Peru double feature. A totally healthy thing to do a day before Valentine's Day

There has to be a gen z wrestler using an "unalive dive" right

What's a case of the Mondays that lasts every other day and for the past six months

This is 100 percent the best picture to use for the Bank of Canada lowering interest rates and I'm not joking

Do you think Lamorne Morris is wearing pants in those BMO commercials or just Winnie the Pooh-ing it

There comes a time in every adults life where they must choose. Sex or ventriloquism

Are people gonna try to make Glicked the new Barbieheimer

Interior Chinatown needle dropping What a Difference a Day Makes and doing the full Wong Kar Wai shutter slow down sold me on the show in the first episode

This is an amazing disclaimer to a page that has dinosaur facts

Red One looks and sounds like a Lucas Lee movie

They should get Cookie Monster on Hot Ones and have it be scene for scene Conan O'Brien's

Get him to South Carolina and that monkey problem is gone in a day

Buying Cinnabon is a cry for help. Unrelated, who wants some Cinnabon. Just bought a box.

You know that scene in 50/50 where JGL breaks down in his car? I feel like that sometimes.