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My favorite color is blue, I'm a guy, and I was born in 1998. I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!
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Oh shit, now President Tannen is gonna have the bartender arrested.

If some Republican fascist pig deported my 2-year old, I’m pretty sure I’d become a dangerous person.

Ended up in concept art for the Disney+ Miss Marvel show. I'm in the MCU sort of

aaaaaaand now they're arresting judges and declaring that ice can enter your home without a warrant is kamala still not "inspiring" enough for you idiots?

Whether it's Hillary Clinton saying it takes a village to raise a child or Donald Trump deporting a two-year old child to Honduras, both candidates advocated unorthodox approaches to child-rearing.

Arresting judges cannot be the new normal in America. I’m deeply concerned by the lack of information and partisan tone surrounding this news, and I trust my Republican colleagues will agree. It’s incumbent on all of us to uphold and protect the constitution. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

Screaming at these people works. They’re fundamentally wimps, we just have to actually DO the screaming instead of preemptively admitting defeat. I am talking about my fellow Americans, not the Democrats. We actually need to scream, gang, not just complain that Schumer isn’t.

Ableism is not welcome on my profile. Pass it on.

It's bracing to realize that all the shit we already know about Trump is JUST the stuff his victims and witnesses are willing to talk about while he's still alive. I don't think we're prepared for the DELUGE of fucked-up stories we're gonna hear about him after he croaks.

Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

If you were wondering what Scooby Doo is in French, it's Scoubidou.

emus: literally won an entire war against the Australian military, would whoop the ass of anyone who even tried to harvest them in bulk randy moore: so the turkey legs are absolutely emu

People say Shakespeare is a genius but I bet I could’ve written all those plays if I’d been born at the same time as him and had all the experiences he had and was genetically identical to him

he’s right and he’s right to say it

... Oh... Oh, Diaz is THAT kind of hypocrite. This takes his whole moral crusade against Cuties and brings a whole new uncomfortable light to it all. It was projection. Just projection and nothing more.

Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory: 1st album: The big one with all the hits 2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well 3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it

Y’know, it really is so wild that Target thought they could spend years on performative allyship and then make a big statement about pulling out of DEI initiatives and thought it would benefit them. You already alienated the bigots who would shop there years ago! You just made both sides mad now!

Listening to Pete Buttigieg on Flagrant, and it occurred to me that he gets it while Gavin Newsom sadly doesn’t. You don’t make a podcast then force your Democratic audiences to listen to Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk. You go on manosphere podcasts to have their audiences listen to your ideas.

I love that he thinks there are "paid protesters" as if people don't genuinely believe his support for the Orange Atrocity, chainsaw-wielding buffoonery, DOGE cuts wrecking the economy & crappy cars aren't things they hate for free.

It would be a shame if this image that Elon is trying to get scrubbed from the Internet was downloaded and widely reshared. Definitely do not do that.

cute mario bros reanimated

It was 20 years ago today... youtu.be/jNQXAC9IVRw?...

(I'm a Cranky-is-his-dad truther. Apologies in advance.) #art #fanart #DonkeyKong

We heard last week that the anti-trans lot write to Keir Starmer very regularly, some write at least once a week. And that’s all he’s hearing. He needs to hear from us. Write to him today, then put a note in your diary to write to him again next week, and the next... Read our guide: buff.ly/4D2xGXs

I hope Kennedy dies screaming while feral dogs pull out his entrails.

never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights

Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.

I don't like how many "since the Great Depression" headlines I'm seeing lately

My first apartment in 1994 was $350/month. Adjusting for inflation, that apartment should now rent for $744/month. It actually rents for $1500. Greed and inflation are hurting the kids, not their Starbucks lattes.

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

"RFK was only calling SEVERELY autistic people useless eaters" Oh damn, sorry, I didn't realize he was saying a different kind of fucked-up, evil thing, I like him now

Art.

Maybe letting a wrestling promoter run the department of education was a bad idea. Maybe letting an anti-vaccine nepo baby run the department of health was a bad idea. Maybe letting a Fox News anchor be the secretary of defense was bad idea.

Touch the stove, Red America

Aim un mah weh, from misereh to happehness tadeh Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh

Reminder that the Biden/Harris administration forgave 190$ billion total in student loans over it's four years, despite facing much pushback from the courts & Republicans. Next time let's not let the Republicans win, 'eh? www.americanprogress.org/article/trac...

Pope Francis was a progressive Pope who tried to improve a system riddled with centuries of corruption. The transition to a new Pope means there is a possibility we can backtrack... though, given Francis's appointment of the Conclave, seems minimal for the time being.

Also, jokes aside, Francis was, within the paradigm of what a pope can reasonably be expected to be, a pretty good one. With the direction of the world right now, I don't like the idea of a more conservative replacement

All I’m saying is, Liz Truss met with the Queen, then the Queen died. Vance met with the Pope, the Pope died. STOP LETTING CONSERVATIVES GET NEAR THE ELDERLY! THEY WILL FEED ON THEIR LIFE FORCE IS ANYBODY LISTENING

Twin Peaks: A cheerleader Nadine has flung in the air.