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And a very go-fuck-yourself to you as well, Madame

Comrade card for 6/13/2025.

the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Really getting into "ice cream" lately, that stuff is pretty good.

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

"The need... for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."

(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,

you shall have no other gods before me (taylor's version)

So i just spray this in my ears?

GOD: *creates doctors ANGEL: So these guys will have the power to save lives. They'll start to think they're better than you soon. GOD: *creates apples

ME: *posing for a picture* X-RAY TECHNICIAN: sir, you don’t have to smile for these.

Actually, this isn’t true. No such play or movie was ever produced.

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

Fool me once, that's normal. Im pretty stupid. Fool me twice, also very common. Fool me three times, you guessed it.

not to get too deep in the weeds here but everything is horrifying

You breakdance, you bought dance.

ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your..your tater tots? ME: you heard me