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Father of four. Evertonian, gamer, and occasional fight fan. Unbelievably lucky. Originally from Columbus, OH. Member of @eawpodcast #EFC
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My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

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Fuck United and the refs they rode in on.

open.substack.com/chat/posts/5... A good friend and I are trying to build something for Evertonians everywhere! We’d love to read how everyone fell in love with this incredible club and build a community of fellow Blues 💙

If I ever got really rich I wouldn't be taking over governments or whining about taxes, I'd spend my time arranging high-end lounge chairs and finding increasingly exotic and relaxing places to take a nap. I'm built different I guess

GET ALCARAZ ON FFS

Doucoure again.

It's amazing how Dyche gaslit so many pundits, neutrals and Everton fans into believing that this squad couldn't play football. A few basic tweaks and management by Moyes and we are scoring goals and capable of playing in multiple ways and phases of a game. Good manager. #EFC #Everton

Listen to us be positive for once! 💙

Sean Dyche tried to gaslight an entire fanbase that this Everton side was only capable of the shite he offered up

Need to get Doucs the fuck off the pitch in the next 5…

Can this please be the time we learn, permanently, that Keane is a walking catastrophe of a defender

Before dyche can be sacked a whole support system has to be put in place for staveros His family moved to safe housing all sharp objects removed from staveros home a live in 24 hour support team Sadly all this takes time to get put in place

I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

South Korea avoided martial law and restored democracy because the people moved fast, hit hard, and didn’t fucking stop. That’s how you protect democracy—decisive action, not complacent hand-wringing.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Giveaway!! We're giving away a $75 Playstation PSN Gift Card! Rules: Follow FKD + Repost + Like this Post & comment your favorite video game! Ends on 12/3 at 12pm PT!

PREMIER LEAGUE BACK ON THANKSGIVING WEEKEND 🦃

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

It’s a beautiful language

Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm. Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?

#MichaelBall in his #Echo column calling it as it is and saying what’s being said on the terraces. #EFC I think the crowd are bored of Everton - Sean Dyche is turning us into Burnley www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...

Have you seen Guy Ritchie's new film? It's about the time his mum's brother got him a Five Guys. The Scran from Uncle.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day. Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

Dyche?

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

Little competition as a small nice one for following us so quickly on Bluesky. Repost and we'll pick 3 winners at random over the weekend to win one of our #Everton pint glasses.

Motion to change the name for “uvula.” Should obviously be the Throatum.