Profile avatar
andrewpaul.bsky.social
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator andrewpaulwrites.com echo-chamber.ghost.io [email protected]
5,182 posts 2,094 followers 1,041 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

egg price down

egg price down

the Lina Kahn years are most definitely behind us... www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

damnit this should have ended with *Elon dabs* but i'll leave it be.

ACTUAL ASTRONAUT ABOARD ISS: Mr. Musk, respectfully, that's not the most efficient way to launch a rocket ELON: *pauses Leisure Suit Larry: Floating In Zero G-Spot* Shut the fuck up, gaywad. Your cranial shape would never fit in my phrenologically certified SpaceX helmets, anyway

Elon calling an actual astronaut the 'r word' is—barring the obscene ableism and hate speech—such a hilariously ridiculous scene. like, i can't think of a better way to encapsulate the man in his entirety than that one single exchange. it perfectly illustrates his ghoulish puerility

as i patiently await Jeff Loveness to arrive on this site, i would like to take a moment to remind everyone that one of the funniest things ever posted online occurred while he was writing a Marvel movie

tbh this only further supports my 'Trickle-Up Meme Economy' theory: the wealthier you are, the longer it takes internet culture to truly reach you. it's why Elon and Zuck and all them suddenly look like they're in LMFAO! circa 2011

@jasonleopold.bsky.social apologies for the ask, i'm sure you're a busy person these days, but do you mind if i shoot you a quick FOIA-related question via email? trying to start on a research project that requires it for the first time.

NEW FOIA Files newsletter is out USAID told me it can’t release documents via #FOIA due to “recent developments” Meanwhile, a memo I obtained sent to DHS FOIA officers this week directs them to “maximize transparency” when processing FOIA requests www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ru3...

PSA: you can't get demoralized by every shitbag confirmed to a position of power right now literally no one respectable/stable/ethical/etc. is associated with Trump II every single person involved in this regime is an asshat at best, and a sadist monster at worst. focus your energy accordingly

cc: @discourseblog.com

All—and i mean ALL—Democrats need to do is say "Republicans don't like Dolly Parton teaching kids how to read" and yet...here we wait

Young Q: the multimillion dollar hit new epic series to Prime for a single season in 2028

hi come to this tomorrow, local follows (it’s at Purdue not in Indianapolis, but you’ll figure it out)

okay credit where credit is due shoutout to this sports bro on the right and his outstanding sweatshirt choice

brb, emailing my shitsack governor real quick

even if it *was* $55 billion... that's nothing in terms of federal savings! the bureaucratic carpetbombing campaign isn't doing anything of real worth compared to what could be gained from taxing billionaires into the ground and infrastructure investments

in all honesty, i expect my tax returns to be heavily delayed by all this bullshittery

Draft One is made by Axon, the inventor of Tasers it's an AI cop product that auto-transcribes audio from body cams (also sold by Axon), then generates police reports Axon was forecast to make $2.07 billion last year, a 32 percent year-over-year growth btw www.popsci.com/technology/u...

okay i know there are far more important things going on but can we take a moment to look at Trump's signature and realize that it MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE like yes, sure, signatures are wild and weird all the time, but let's *really* examine, shall we?

look i'm no economist but this sorta makes it sound like Elon's whole thing is just one big shell game, huh? qz.com/elon-musk-x-...

the fact that TheWhiteHouse account on Twitter is just a crypto scam squatter account really just says it all, doesn't it?

i dunno, even if i was POTUS or the richest dude in the world pretty sure i would *still* try to avoid needlessly creating hundreds of disgruntled DoD employees

look we all need to go ahead and admit that a Buttigieg leftist radicalization arc would be very funny to see play out

gonna go ahead and just assume the DOGE twerp brigade has now got ahold The White House Twitter account

Draft One is made by Axon, the inventor of Tasers it's an AI cop product that auto-transcribes audio from body cams (also sold by Axon), then generates police reports Axon was forecast to make $2.07 billion last year, a 32 percent year-over-year growth btw www.popsci.com/technology/u...

it's about to be Young Pope o'clock, people

my friends, i am wheezing

the stove, it is simply too hot and yet, nevertheless, i touch it www.teslarati.com/tesla-owner-...

The only half-amusing thing in all this is that, in the hypothetical situation where someone *doesn't* already know X sucks shit, the aforementioned someone will learn after 5 minutes on the site that it is absolutely sucks shit and has zero news worth

people really need to start understanding that Musk is a paper billionaire, who only has access to a fraction of his wealth in liquid cash... this is step one in understanding how to resist his influence and fight back against it

9/11, tanking economy, Kevin Spacey nightmare blunt rotation

...Then came 9/11, a tanking economy, and Kevin Spacey i dunno, guys. pretty sure only one of those is really responsible for losing the "luster" there