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That can only mean that the Cantina band is to the Star Wars universe what the Brian Setzer Orchestra is to ours.

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What an embarrassment. It’s wild that the official position of the US Government is now pro-Nazi.

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Every moment like this should inspire others like the end of Independence Day where other people see how to win and unite. Instead it’s still like the other part in Independence Day where people excitedly go up to the roof to get murdered.

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Sincere question in case Casey Bloys has a sock puppet Bluesky account that he uses to chide critics who disliked "The Franchise": Who the f*** thought it would be? The concern has always only ever been her direct financial benefit from the series and the prominence of her creative participation.

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I wrote a Shakespearean version of A New Hope and tonight I’ll be in a staged reading of it in DUMBO where we play drinking games with the audience. You should join us cause you’re sexy and cool.

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Marcus next honestly.

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Did the Rangers buy their World Series celebration champagne from the beach that makes you old or something?

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Me waiting for the Texas Rangers’ bats to show up this season:

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Half of a Full Frontal with Samantha Bee poster still holding on at 39th and 9th.

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Erika Alexander & Kim Coles are launching a “Living Single” rewatch podcast:

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Any dem who thinks well-directed ambition is a vice should find a different hobby

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we have ceded entirely too much power to the dorks

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Every time Stephen Miller speaks it’s with the energy of the dude from Starship Troopers who gets offended by the idea of smart bugs (albeit with considerably less hair).

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“Also, we’re ending the environmental and regulatory standards”

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Seven hours after this piece about his comeback which is still the top story on the Rangers’ MLB page. Brutal.

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Yes! Just what we need! My only complaint is that she may simply be too young.

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Lot of people are pointing out that this guy tweeted out child sexual abuse material but are missing the vital context that he also put his watermark on it

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There’s a special place in hell for people like Dom Lucre. But when he gets there he will immediately starting gargling Satan’s balls so it may not seem that different.

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this is like every 80s movie about the teenage son of the town richie who actually thinks everyone likes him

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As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

Check us out on YouTube if you want some context for this picture.

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Trump supporters tried to kidnap and murder her eight years ago

submitted 3 days ago • 94 comments

“Are you ready for this, Media?” Needs to become the new “Listen up, Liberals!”

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People were responding too well. It's time to go back to what we know works: people who have been in office since 1993 saying "listen up, Mr. Trump's economy is quite frankly fucking disappointing" while holding up an egg.

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"primary everyone" feels like the moderate option tbh

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If I don’t see a plethora of couples costumes inspired by the credits scene in Sinners this Halloween I’ll be furious with all of you.

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BlueSky is officially reserved for stories about awesome Sinners crowds. Keep em comin, everybody.

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Sinners playing to a packed house that burst into applause at the end credits, on a random tuesday afternoon like 11 days after it opened … this is the kind of thing that makes me go "you know what, Nicole Kidman was right: in here, stories ARE perfect 🥲"

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Live look at Natasha Lyonne announcing her Gen AI movie a week before the new season of her show premieres:

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Writing a new play for the next generation called “Where Were You When They Killed John Pork?”

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Very excited for this to line up with the release of Natasha Lyonne’s new “film.”

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lack of ethics, what a concept

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Jeff Bezos, who spiked a WaPo endorsement of Harris and mugged for pictures at Trump's inauguration, wants everyone to know he does not bear any responsibility for this.

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Not as good.

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Update: he has unfollowed me again.

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One of my twins just did the John Cena “You Can’t See Me” face-wave to his ballet teacher. My children contain multitudes.

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No idea if these are related, but they popped up in my feed one after the other. Primary challengers are good.

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I sincerely hope Connolly fully recovers. Meantime, install AOC, remove Schumer and let’s get to work.

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I'm so glad the Rangers won the World Series.

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Texas Rangers BlueSky is (rightfully) going through it right now. One of the most embarrassing ends to a game I’ve ever seen.

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I was in a program that connected screenwriters of color with industry folks to help make connections. I met with people who made promises to follow up and/or read stuff, only to ghost me. Seeing those same people celebrate SINNERS' success and talk about lifting black voices is... frustrating. 🙃

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Interesting that Deadline is rewriting history about their weekend SINNERS prediction. The left is their Friday article. (Conservative estimate $19.2M) The right is what they’re claiming today that they said on Friday. (Conservative estimate $30M)

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