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andrewsingleton.bsky.social
Writer. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad. Bylines in McSweeney's. Substack at monkeybullets.substack.com
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Seeing a lot of "if the liberals are mad we must be doing something right" shit lately, and I can't stress enough how fucking stupid it is. monkeybullets.substack.com/p/why-are-th...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

@aoc.bsky.social Payments are frozen right now to a great number of people who desperately need them, many in swing states. The Dems have a fundraising machine that brought in $1b in three months this summer. If there's ever a time to put your money where your mouth is as a party, it's now.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

In today’s Flash Fiction the News, a dad measures his son’s erections and convinces himself he’ll never die open.substack.com/pub/monkeybu...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like a good day to talk about how much money it would take to literally crush your skull, for some reason. open.substack.com/pub/monkeybu...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments