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Bisexual He/Him Vienna/Newport News, VA Pitt 2022 Mechanical Engineer Pitt and DC Sports fan for life.
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10' #ManUnited 1-0 #Lyon 45' Man United 2-0 Lyon 71' Man United 2-1 Lyon 78' Man United 2-2 Lyon 105' Man United 2-3 Lyon 109' Man United 2-4 Lyon 114' Man United 3-4 Lyon 120' Man United 4-4 Lyon 120' Man United 5-4 Lyon Absolute madness

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We don’t want to influence foreign elections BUT..As our old friend once said, maybe you should “choose the lesser of two weevils.” Canada’s Poilievre and Australia’s Dutton would likely add HARM to the globe in a time when we should be working across borders, not adding walls and greenhouse gases

I am not joking when I say there’s a very good chance that it was just left in the office and that’s why he’s wearing it

I love this so much.

Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.

NEWS: Lee Corso’s final College GameDay show will be Week 1 of this season, ESPN announced. Location still TBD. The legend will retire after 38 years.

You’re thinking this would be at Bama @ FSU or Texas @ OhioSt But the correct answer is Idaho @ Wazzu

hang his hospital gown in the rafters

i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that

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Pitt AD Allen Greene announces logo change to "Side Aid" Panther.

God, this is a top ten donation note

RFK Jr. can go fuck himself you ungodly piece of shit. I've payed my taxes, I've gone on dates, and I can go to the fucking bathroom you jackass.

Been married for 23 years. Does that count as dating? Tax payer since 1986. Fuck RFK jr.

Y’all aren’t going to like it but instead of scolding Americans about how awful it is that we voted in a fascist, we are going to have to do American exceptionalism about how the Real American Spirit is embodied by the white guy in Iowa saying “are you gonna bring that guy back from El Salvador.”

the goal here is that eventually liberty and BYU will be the only tax-exempt FBS schools left

So fucking right

The IRS is making plans to rescind the tax-exempt status of Harvard University, CNN reports

I am very scared and concerned rn

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Look how many career stops the Cowboys new HC has (he's also a neppo baby)

vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process

The courtside spaghetti guy should be celebrated, he is a king. Let us not lose our humanity by mocking him. There should be spaghetti everywhere we go.

Just sent this to @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social and @chloedenmark.bsky.social but I feel like the entire TL needs to see this chaos

I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.

Biden: One called it a Ponzi scheme. A Ponzi scheme? What the hell are they talking about? People earned these benefits. They paid into that benefit. They rely on that benefit.

Hawks are down 14 at halftime and Shaq's trying to revive Harry the Hawk 😭

Holy crap. What a bleak paragraph.

When Andrew Tate was charged with rape and human trafficking, Trump intervened to fly him back to the US. When a working-class father of a disabled 5-year-old child was wrongfully deported and charged with NO crime, Trump refuses to lift a finger.

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

Doing the right thing for stupid reasons. That's the American way baybeeeeeee

they know what they did edsbscharitybowl.com

Dudes rock

Holy shit. This is the funniest political ad I’ve ever seen. The Republican House Caucus wants it taken down. You know what to do.

Yeah I dunno about that, Jordon @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Happy Jackie Robinson Day... “A new breed of Republicans has taken over the GOP. It is a new breed which is seeking to sell to Americans a doctrine which is as old as mankind — the doctrine of racial division, the doctrine of racial prejudice, the doctrine of white supremacy.”- Jackie Robinson.

If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more than: Tesla in 2024 & 2022 AT&T in 2021 Nike in 2020 FedEx in 2020 Dish Network in 2020 Amazon in 2017-2018 Elon Musk in 2018 Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011 Carl Icahn in 2016-2017 Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.

Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs

If this is your first time giving to the @newap-georgia.bsky.social Charity Bowl and you're trying to figure out how to make a hater's donation, don't worry, I'm here to help

I feel like it needs a name. How about the Cuck Couch™️