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Lallana! I’ll always remember his goal in the Norwich 5-4

In the garden cultivation the gods, flowers and weeds grow side by side

If you’re fighting the devil, you’re allowed to give the finger

One last final Machuesday… one final episode of GQuuuuuux, one last time to se- who the fuck is that!?!? Who is that white devil???

Ajok Daing for W Magazine summer 2025

Oh lord he crying

If anyone is trying to lure me into a booby trap all they need is a Lego set.

Dahyun and her effortless summer style

Bluesky is better than goin to da club

Yeji blessed us with a new outfit

Playing Genshin in the daytime feels illegal

Time to rewatch JAWS

I kinda want to play star rail just to get Saber

Watching COPS, they’re driving around in B-body Caprices. This has to be from the mid-nineties

I got the waiting room all to myself

Gangstas Paradise still SLAPS

Nashville traffic stop being insane challenge (impossible)

It’s the little things

I’m sorry ain’t no way Kachina can beat Mualani

The previews before this movie I’m about to see are truly terrible

I think my paranoia about being annoying is what makes me a annoying personality

Dreamy

So old F1 drivers end up in endurance racing?

One good thing about the male loneliness epidemic is that we don't buy as many Rambo knives because we don't have any friends to show them to.

They cancelled banaroo because of rain. My hunch is that it’s not going to rain much this weekend

A TRD 4Runner is a sign you have too much money

Sprite with Tea Twas only a matter of time

Imagine Kenji cooking on the balcony below you. 😭

I became best friends with a lighting bug on my walk today.

Continuing my crossbreed series, have some bulbies 🌱🌿🍀

The funniest thing about Sabrina Carpenter is how hot she is

Pope Leo XIV, a Chicago native, stuns in a White Sox cap.

Cracks me up that people go to old school steak houses and hate how old fashioned it is. Like seriously

only billy corgan knows why the caged rat sings

Blood moon

I’m getting donuts tmrw

I keep getting fed scorpion content

I’m looking at a list of the top 20 most popular tv shows from 2024. Other than the NFL I’m 0-19. No wonder I feel like a outsider from culture

Im mostly immune to the man-o-sphere shit, but it drifts in to my brain sometimes. Truly Insidious

Walker Zimmerman shaved his head?

I’m getting spammed to death today

The sea was angry that day Like a old man returning to the deli

Pokimane what is you doing

Me watching my sunday morning cartoons

Every culture develops the legend of the unstoppable killing machine who is barely paying attention and would rather be in front of the television.

SWAG

Someone made a fart joke and Jim Nance absolutely lost it

MOMO c.2025

I just want to be good at Genshin Impact