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Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars

Okay, final offer: They get their marbles back, but have to take Osborne, too

I think if I was an American president with a historical relationship to an infamous sex criminal, I would have tried not to upset an unhinged businessman with a history of accusing people of paedophilia.

I'm seeing this image circulating around and I can't help to notice that we have a way better expression in Portuguese: "In this dispute, I cheer for the fight". Briguem, desgraçados. Briguem. XD

It is hard to imagine right now, but there will be a time again in the future I think where Pride, gay rights, queer liberation, will be deemed as profitable to companies again. 🧵

The letter writing machine, Philippa, has done it again. Def give her a follow if you want help on writing to your MPs etc!

Said it for a while, but today is really driving home the reality of this: Liberal "equality" was never about accepting other people as actually, really, fully human. It was about extending charity and politeness to the inferior scum, so long as they behaved and were duly grateful.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

In finally admitting that they're trying to take away our rights, they're also admitting that we have exercised these rights for years -decades- and there hasn't ever, ever been an issue with it

I think the video that got me the most heat was when I stitched someone asking the difference between a violin and a fiddle and I said “no one gets upset when someone violins with kids”

🧵 As @iododds.bsky.social has already pointed out, the EHRC and the "supreme" court seem to want to create a historical/legal fiction that, in 2009 and 2010, parliament was proposing that The Equality Act (2010) was in fact a national toilet ban for trans people. As someone who was involved... 1/5

Remember when trans people were asked “What rights don’t you have?”, or were told “Nobody is trying to take rights away from you!” Well, the ‘quiet words’ are now being spoken out loud! www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

I can't believe they're actually trying "trans people never had human rights in the first place". It's like something out of 1984

🎵 One of these things is not like the other 🎵 Is there anyone faster at writing a solicitors letter than an aggrieved GC

I've decided that every time someone is transphobic to me I'm going to reddress the balance by sending a non transphobe a picture of my tits like this post to register interest in my trans solidarity and allyship tits mailing list xo

Elon Musk in December 2024: "I am going to be First Buddy ha ha!" Elon Musk in June 2025: "The president is a fucking pedo m8"

Yes. If you'd told me that Kate Nash would be posting one of the best trans ally anthems since Black Tie, I would not have believed you. But fuck me she delivered. The world is scary, but this solidarity makes us feel so less alone and unprotected <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Mo...

oh yeah, well could a BIOLOGICAL MALE do THIS???!? *goes between bawling their eyes out over a cartoon to unrelatedly embarrassingly horny on main in 3 seconds flat*

I'm TAPPING THE SIGN You should absolutely buy and play this game, it's fabulous!

The biggest sign of how catastrophically the X brand has failed is that in Kanye West’s Heil Hitler song he still calls it Twitter

I'm a fake boyer girl, i only pretend to like boys so that video games will like me

See i hate this outlook because it makes me want to argue that "No, trans people aren't just transitioning for sexual reasons" (which is correct, we're not) rather than the thing i really want to argue which is "So what if we are? Let trans people enjoy sex if we want, leave us alone weirdos"

Sometimes I’m just like everything is so dumb and stupid what is the point and then I see Big Bird in a Larry Bird jersey and it’s like wow the world is beautiful and worth fighting for

I’d love to help but I’m unfortunately swamped, calendar is booked up completely tomorrow

the main problem with this site is most of u don't shitpost enough for me to be able to frantically ground myself scrolling on my phone during a panic attck, smh try harder

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't realise she's being flirted with until someone's tongue is in her ass. If u fancy me pls tell me explicitly or i will genuinely never notice. (No i will not follow my own advice leave me alone)

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine theonion.com/u-s-can...

Not sure why you need to chase Reform voters when there are millions of disaffected voters who would quite honestly make do with a Labour party that showed a bit of compassion and vision.

Cruelty is optional. If someone is cruel it's because they choose to be

“The first Pride was a zoo” - guy who keeps mixing up the Stonewall Inn and Noah’s Ark

Happy Pride month

A lesbian kiss is such a cop-out. Next star wars property should feature two men kissing. Just two big, muscular men kissing. They're both gruff and have beards. and they're mechanics or something so they're covered in grime and dirt. Disney should do that. And you know what, forget the star wars

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

So. I've counted. My work is worth about $70 at cheapest prices. I'm giving it away for $6. And as always, I've included something new, so this one also includes my previously-unpublished novella Campus Creatures. Happy Pride 💜 I love you all. itch.io/s/154118/ela...

ok like i get it, but can we pls stop goading Trump into _not_ chickening out of doing objectively terrible things? don't give the man more spiteful motivation to commit to things that would be bad for literally everyone in the world??

Happy Pride Month fellow sinners! You have 31 days to make it count! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

One thing I've learned doing the "Songs that stop on the word Stop" list and the "Music videos where the singer does karaoke to their own song" list: There is too much music. There is just too much music.

idk who needs to hear this*, but actually most cishet men don't cry every time they hear a Sapphic love song. . . . . . . . *It's me, I needed to hear this about 14 years ago

u should only change pronouns when covering songs if changing the pronouns makes it more gay or trans. If you're gonna cover a song, and you change the pronouns to make it less gay, then ur a coward