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If you don’t already like Zelenskyy enough: He said "fuck you bitch (suka, blyat)" to JD Vance during their argument.

I think that Democrats should boycott the State of the Union, which is pointless. Instead, of having a Democrat provide the rebuttal, they should bring in recently fired federal workers to describe the important work they used to do.

"Send me a list of your work accomplishments from last week or you are fired." Regardless of where we are politically, surely we can all agree that this is a terrible approach to management.

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

And this is what happens when the Stack Overflow database is part of your training data. This is honestly exactly what I expect from an LLM trained by software developers and IT Pros.

This is really something

He's probably not Mr Right. But, like, not everyone is. 🤷 He could still get it. 😈

Any time I have something that is vanilla flavored, but contains no vanilla..... I just think ..... Why do people even like this shit?!? Talk about a bait and switch! It tastes nothing like vanilla. 🤣🤣

Dollywood (feat Pee Wee Herman)

I have found a great use for eggs that are not fit for human consumption due to Avian flu present in their flock. Still perfectly good to throw at Cyber Trucks!

polyamory /ˌpɑː.liˈæm.ɚ.i/ (noun) a situation in which you can be going through a romantic breakup, and still have your spouse there to support you.

Same

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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The Westminster Daddy show is an unsung hero in the SNL archives. Love this sketch youtu.be/2S2gQjTURvU?...

❓DAD N DONG❓ ❓BUTT PLAY❓ ❓JERKOFF❓ ❓GAY ANIMAL KINGDOM⁉️

Absolutely disgusting.

Twinsies. Signed, WIN+R -> "winword" -> ENTER

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

Seattle’s hottest club is Ned’s Roof. Opened by notorious promoter Lisa Royal Pain, it answers the question: “huh?!”. This club has everything: twinks, krakens, suntanning squirrels, peeping tom raccoons AT NIGHT.

JERKOFF?

ABAC ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️