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tv writer Community, Last Man on Earth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Malcolm in the Middle, Bless the Harts, currently Krapopolis on Fox Sundays
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Missed opportunity to make the headline “Demi Lovato got Fully Married.”

this calls for immediate sanctions on europe

There doesn’t have to be an article about everything

Woulda been funny if this headline started with “Um, actually”

This was so embarrassing because I showed up in the same outfit.

and Zelenskyy put on a jacket for him

The algorithm feeding me news just figured out it doesn't have to work that hard.

Remember when Obama did this and everyone was like “it’s just funny.”

If you didn't grow up knowing a kid whose nickname was Scrote, your generation is soft.

This is horrific and also moron is above idiot? I had them reversed.

50/50 chance Trump claims he give his condolences to the Pope's beautiful wife and kids at some point.

Hey we need a moment alone. Do you guys have an enormous marble room with two stacking chairs in it? Right this way Gentlemen. Would you like some La Croix or bagels or something? No we're good.

What if we just said we're sorry we get a little self-righteous about social stuff sometimes, now can we bring back innocent until proven guilty?

And that's why all of the J6 rioters are in Salvadoran prisons to this day!

a cloud of cotton candy vape emerges from the pentagon indicating we have a new defense secretary

Not a fan of everything going on.

In the years before microfiber, was just everything scratched?

we don't need an expert opinion on this one

On Easter I like to hide little Easter eggs inside some of the Easter eggs, as a kind of Easter egg for fans of Easter eggs.

Great minds

So in The Piano Man, Billy Joel just casually mentions that he wore a younger man’s clothes, but if you ask me, that’s your song.

Ratio all wrong do not recommend

I hate him at levels no one has ever seen before. Some say I hate him at ten twelve billion, I think it’s closer to a hundred if you ask me. I’m seeing numbers around a hundred two three six hundred billion, the hate.

Business idea: cookie dough flavored cookies.

When you talk about a band you often ask “What was their Sgt. Pepper?” And for The Beatles, I think you’d have to say The White Album.

“ELON vs. RFK Jr.” @jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social #elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw

didn't work for me

But if we end up with even one less trans person, it will have been worth it.

I mean

A group of manatees who hang around ports should be called a portmanteaux, I feel.

It's fun spitting into the wind with you guys.

If David Frum married Bruno Mars.

but when the ages are flipped, no one reports on it

great day

I’ll take this Michigan State team over any of the final four. They embody the spirit of college sports. Fought hard every single game for their coach, their school, and each other. Magical season from real Spartan Dawgs. #gogreen #MSU youtu.be/tK_2PE1JHw0?...

Fifty-fifty chance Trump has floated the idea of firing the economy.

I don't think that's an opinion.

If you're a capitalist, you should be horrified by this.

Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.

The Star Wars Curse takes another.

I like YouTube because you go there to remember a fun Duran Duran video from 40 years ago and then 19 hours goes by and you're somehow in ISIL

Was shocked, SHOCKED, to see that the person who decided to do this was a man.

I'm in a cool video from @wgawest.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m1y...

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director