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The toughest part about growing up is having your old friendships melt away. People change, the old chemistry dies off. You see these people, but it's not how it used to be.

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Big time Red Sox win tonight, lfg!

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Would have been pretty helpful if this went to trial 4 years ago but whatever I guess.

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RIP Rick Derringer. Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo is fucking awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YdB...

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The All American Rejects house party tour is one of the greatest, coolest things I’ve ever seen

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Heads up to Dave Grohl that I’m available for the foo fighters drummer gig. Not above auditioning.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with AI. It can’t do my fucking yard work, can it?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Trade Raffy Devers.

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George Carlin died bitter and angry. I think of this often. Sure feels like I’m on that trajectory as well.

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Every once in a while I think man, we were so close to never having to think about that motherfucker again, and then people said nah, let’s just ruin our lives instead

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Blippi’s an asshole

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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

submitted 59 days ago • 858 comments

The people in this country are too stupid for democracy

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My wife and I are having a baby girl tonight 😁

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Best Masters I've ever seen. So, so, so happy for Rory.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Bryson DeChambeau

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Can we really consider this Masters legitimate if Taylor Gooch isn't in the field?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Life pro-tip: If you yell and swear loudly and aggressively enough at the Comcast customer service line robots, they'll connect you to a real person.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

If Rory McIlroy wins this weekend I think I'll legitimately cry tears of joy

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I can’t wait until every MAGA asshole is destitute. And for any MAGA people reading, destitute means broke.

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Corey Booker, this is some heroic shit. Thank you.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

My fantasy baseball team two games in

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NESN is absolute trash #RedSox

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

MRW a Yemeni kid who just lost his family commits a heinous terrorist attack against the US in 20 years

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These guys blew up a fucking apartment building and are congratulating each other over it. I hate this country.

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This country will forget about this group chat Houthi scandal by the end of the week. Why? Because we’re wicked stupid.

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Hey peloton girls, I’m high fiving cause we’re from the same city, or you have a good tag, or cause you’re doing a good job, not because I think we’re gonna do each other. Get over yourselves.

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Hot take: People should have to pass a basic IQ test to be able to vote.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Rory McIlroy wins the Players on St. Patty's Day 💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️💪☘️

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And for those at the back who missed it, the climate in Denmark is pretty similar to Northern England (I.e. climate, average temperature and rainfall are more favourable in Southern England). All it takes is political will and a realisation that cars are required far less than many think.

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