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andyiwancio.bsky.social
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I will live long enough to see the 21 vape salute at Elon’s funeral.

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Tesla is having a fire sale.

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My love of anagrams will someday lead me to open an anime store in Maine.

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Open carry is the open mic of guns.

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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

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I ate a piece of banana bread, before eating a banana. It was like I made it watch as if I was saying, “Death is not the final release.”

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I ate an edible, then drew a catbus who I think could tell I was high.

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Tarantino will direct the movie about my life hunting transphobes for 100 MAGA hats and it will be called, “Atheist Bitches”.

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Not to brag: but I just got an all City Pop lyft.

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I turned 43 yesterday, so now I only communicate in hot take boomer memes i’ve made on facebook:

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The goal I have with mediation is: to give as few fucks as a bolt bus driver.

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I enjoy going to a ROSS at 4:30pm when everything is off the racks on the floor. It makes me feel like the rapture has happened.

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heading to the second location after a party:

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I don’t understand how people can think transwomen have an edge on competing in spotts. We are taking estrogen, don’t you know how much having three orgasms in a row cuts into training time? Hours a day.

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me after losing saved games: “Well, we lost alot of lives, and memories in there, seems impossible to continue, but we will rebuild the hard drive”

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my brain the moment i’m nearly asleep in bed:

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A fun awesome legal thing that everyone can do nowadays is take a walk around the neighborhood or even a whole day outside once in a while, without any computer or cell phone on you, with a loved one or a friend in your community, or even by yourself, and just talk calmly about what’s happening …

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A jock strap and harness is the bear minimum.

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sussy tomorrow!

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I do believe you should take breaks from social media, but when you have a chance, trans people could use your help spreading the resources and phone numbers and news. They are erasing us, and we don’t have the privilege to just check out. They are going to ban our access to meds here soon.

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A piggy bank is payback.

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ngl the golf balls make this feel like a luxurious lyft ride. A minivan but y’know, *classy*, like I could be going to a Montessori School.

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Gonna come out of this as a french mime furry named “Iambic”, so people in comment sections won’t know which one to go after first.

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In romania, complex math is called "Dracalculas"

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I did a porco rosso doodle.

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Even if they’re not under new ownership, casinos change hands constantly.

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Cheering on Philly this weekend. Give us the episode: “The Gang ______ The ________.”

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this dog i saw looks like Domino from The X-Force

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A mammogram is a booby trap.

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If a person with 18 red flags is toxic, that's par for the course.

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A sigh of relief, while sitting on the toilet, is a peace of shit.

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Eating vegetables is a fruitless task.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I swear if this regime gets World Series of Poker televised again, i’ll *really* be PISSED (oh yeah and my rights too i guess)

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I feel like community college catalogs will only have white people on the cover now.

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rain, drizzle, or slow rain, we’ll be there.

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Any day you eat a hot dog is groundhog day.

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“Every day is a winding road, I get a little bit closer to feeling fine” —Robert Frost

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“Why is everyone in this bar upset at me?” the reason: youtu.be/jBHwPDrQQYk

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In the 70s and 80s, the telephone company would shutdown queer partylines or the numbers of queer charities. Social media is a utility when you do not have a support structure IRL. (Even X still has TGSWs). Just send us cute animal memes for fucksake.

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It’s the small differences in my neighborhood that get me. People say “Morning!”, where my old ecstacy dealer neighbors would say, “Morning?” when they weren’t sure if they’d been up the whole night.

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