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Garbage Ape in the streets, Jimmy in the sheets. A nice lad from St. Louis. I invented uncrustables. I lie about having invented uncrustables. Crusts are cool.
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This photo reminds me of when they make the mistake of showing that Muppets have legs.

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I wish the left would organize a meaningful response to this admin. A mass BLATANTLY LIE ON YOUR TAXES. Or, hey, we can have a day when we show up to our banks and withdraw everything in cash. This "try not to spend money for a day" shit is not going to move a needle.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Need to petition Matt Gourley and Paul Rust to do Intriger We Trust with Giger and Rust.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I bet that not a day goes by without Billie Joe Armstrong saying, "Boy, 'Dookie' was a dumb name."

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Facebook's algorithm is usually trash but now it's pushing gullible fascist posts into my feed. Guess I'm done with checking in over there. Need to find all my StL comedy Bluesky accounts.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It is absolutely shocking that things are falling apart under the leadership of the guy whose qualifications were: Lying Playing YMCA

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[People having fun dunking on morons who thought the President controls food prices] People whose ideas didn't work: That's not helping, fellas. Stahhhp.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Costco should diversify their strategy to directly take on Amazon. I'd love to never give Bezos another dime.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, you think you're a gatekeeper? Name 10 types of poseurs.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Birthday Sir Rodney Stewart!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Captain Eads was a proto-Brock Lovett with his love of wet treasure. @pftompkins.bsky.social @mohistorymuseum.bsky.social

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I'm a fan of poetry.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It's wild that Charles Dickens predicted the Muppets.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Trump is right. It might be fun to stay at the YMCA. I'm not going to test it out, though.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Got my kid a coffee mug with Dwight Schrute on it. He's going to be the star of his first grade class.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

There's still time to run out and get the Seinfeld edition Uno game for the little ones to open on Christmas. Just think of the joy on their little faces as they declare "No soup for you!" as they play a skip.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to trick my 6 year old into opening his Ted Lasso Funko Pop on Christmas Eve. He'll think there's nothing special left under the tree but SURPRISE SUCKER, three more Ted Lassos on Christmas morning! I hope he saw the show.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Pinatas in Toy Story are sentient, right?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, the perfect gift for the person with a weird puss.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It's hard to believe that nobody ever convinced him to open Vince Grill.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Is it petty that I want people to know I said "would" before we ever saw a shirtless pic?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Working on a montage of Joe and Hunter with Aerosmith's Don't Want To Miss A Thing playing in the background. This is the thing that's going to get me a star on the walk of fame.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Before social media, celebrities had to write a hit song if they wanted to slip in that they just saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Liam Neeson: I have a particular set of cow tools.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

When I see a photo like this the first thing I ask is, "Is this from Bridgerton?". I'll be honest, I'm not entirely sure what that show is about, though.

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PETA: We're going to change some minds this year! 2024 is gonna be the Thanksgiving that really shakes things up! Also PETA:

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I am Cowtoolus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological lack of sophistication will be added to our own. Resistance is moo-tile.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Found a picture of Jimmy John Petesway's house. It looks reasonably clean. The Neighborhood Listen S7 E8 John Milhiser @pftompkins.bsky.social Nicole Parker @brettmorris.bsky.social in THE Mug Room

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

This guy is going to "make America healthy again" and "eliminate poisons from our food"

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

This is the greatest thing that has ever happened for bluesky: bsky.app/profile/heat...

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The crowd is steadily taking their places for the Tig & @pattonoswalt.bsky.social show next door to the Rod Wave concert. Things are about to get "off the hook" in here, too. You can hear the crowd asking if there is free Wi-Fi. There isn't.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment