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COME. ON. How is Luxon doing all the things all his stupid management textbooks are specifically telling him NOT TO DO??

We're applying for a line of credit at one of my companies and the banker wrote back with a list of questions and one of them was "Why is Mr. Green's income continuing to decline year over year from author work?" which feels like a bit of a burn...

if one were to try an uncrustable for science what flavor would be most representative of said experience and give me the least digestive discomfort

Put corn starch in your burrito to keep it from getting too soggy (not medical advice)

Maybe all I want for Christmas is a human down to touch men with me

in a way we’re all Steady the Squirrel #PLUR

Long ago, my friends, I traveled to London specifically for a show. (saw ~ 6 in 4 days. I used to have a checklist I’d hoped to complete for the whole West End before 40) But I had to, you know, teach TTRPGs, so I’m taking my notes live tonight. #CriticalRoleSpoilers below!

Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me. I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc

You are not doing as bad as you are beating yourself up about. Take a break, take a walk to some chill spot, take all that air on your face in, and come back with renewed vigor. You will crack it, I am sure.

I will never be okay with the fact that he got away with this.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."

A lot of folks are giving up in advance. Capitulating before a single skirmish. Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part. Who’s with me?

So…what is the deal with people liking old posts from months ago? What does this accomplish and why are they doing it?

Today in things I definitely wasn’t expecting in mid-Nov: a brave little Bearded Iris trying to bloom. Forecast says impossible. Not even sure if I put right tag on this. Beardos live on struggle bus here with heavy clay & crowded beds so I moved some around & lost track. Resolved not to buy more. 🌱

People who leave 5 star recipe reviews that say “can’t wait to try this!” why are you like that 💀

friendly reminder that i cannot publish your manuscript

I can only be funny one or two days a week or y’all will get spoiled

This idea that the people only need to listen to him to be converted to his way of thinking is unbelievable. We’ve heard, David. We’ve seen the bill. And we are calling you on your bullshit. This lie is up there with “my girlfriend lives in the US and we went on a paddle boat at the weekend.”

Sheesh. Nicolette, not again! #Neighbours

had a sudden late night compulsion to draw one very specific person in scooby-doo style

Boycotting twitter? Wtf are you lying to?

Question for RPG folks: How much detail do you you want in a one-shot that you buy to run?

Who’s turning 43 in 16 days? This queen. 👑 The best I’ve felt in weeks.

big orange is here

"It's so embarrassing to burn your tongue" — @samuel.bsky.team, who just burned his tongue

Great piece on Lebanon’s airline. The only time I flew them the in-flight film was about their history, with happy old pilots reminiscing: “We bought some new planes! We were so proud! Then they were bombed/hijacked/stolen. So we bought some new planes! Then, believe it or not…” on.ft.com/4fuLbjK

imo computers should be female. like how ships are.

I’m really curious about the goals of this (non-stipendiary) Fellowship, which seems to want a midcareer-to-senior person (in terms of experience) to donate an unspecified portion of their time for 3 years in exchange for a fair bit of cultural capital/contacts & a modest amount of project funding.

Trump is the man.

The ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most, with a crew and good captain well seasoned. Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms, when they left fully loaded for Cleveland, and later that night when

You simply can not have bluesky without the horny, the backbone of this place is SWers posting arse on Wagon Wednesday and bears etc bringing it all to Fat Cock Friday - no I'm not joking, but you can click a thing in settings to hide it if you must prude

you know what? the more I think about it, the more I swear Gentarou is the Kamen Rider most people need in the current political moment: driven passionately by community, self-sacrificing almost to a fault, earnestly believes even an enemy can be redeemed and can friendship when they are--

we haven’t had a controversial food take here in a good while: tiramisu is a casserole

ON BLUESKY "HOTDOG" IS ONE WORD

I'm so tired.