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it’s dumb people say ‘star wars is action star trek is cerebral’ when the real difference is ‘star wars is asexual star trek is insanely horny’

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Gm

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Matthew Broderick picks up the phone and calls Hank Azaria, he tells him the news, thanks to President Trump we are making Godzilla movies in America once again

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms

submitted 91 days ago • 97 comments

The Pope CANNOT die before Easter. WHO WILL LAY THE EGGS?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I think I actually meant “irregardless” here, but still standing by this.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I think I meant “henceforth” here actually, still standing by this one regardless.

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

we need a new place on the computer

submitted 116 days ago • 34 comments

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

submitted 116 days ago • 20 comments

American tall tales. You got Paul Bunyan who could chop down a forest in one stroke. You got Jonny appleseed who grew those forests back. And of course you got stories of a girl who cried a river that drowned the whole world and looked sad in photographs but you absolutely love her… when she smiles🎶

submitted 129 days ago • 9 comments

Thankful for my HR rep, without them there wouldn’t be anyone to replace my health insurance with a shittier version every couple of years 🙏

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments