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So, the federal judge who the DOJ told that Elon doesn't have any authority got the demand email from Elon?

SDS with a full on WWE promo in the postgame interview 😂

Lmao I guess the Lunar Owls noticed Courtney was the only one without a game winner too

Many people are saying that they’ve never seen federal spending as tremendously efficient and not wasteful as it is today.

I just really wanna know what ideas didn’t make it into this show because “weekly montage set to an unhinged cover of an 80’s hit” isn’t even close to the most absurd thing they decided to run with

CONCLAVE 2: ELECTRIC PIZZABALLOO

It's really incredible to me just how evil our enemies are. They establish concentration camps in Latin America, encourage the spread of AIDS, they build fake "pregnancy crisis" clinics, they make charity illegal, imprison the unhoused, and celebrate subway murderers. They even call empathy a sin.

Looks like AT will be out at least a month (unless she plays Monday) with an injury initially described as “day to day.” Tip Hayes is 3 weeks into concussion protocol which generally means it’s a fairly severe concussion. Injury reporting needs to be improved for Unrivaled in 2026.

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

As a Jew, seeing this on the streets of my city would pretty fucking thoroughly ruin my day. It also gives a Nazi an excuse to roll around town with a swastika on his deathtrapmobile. “Elon is a Nazi” or “fuck fascism” or “no kings” or a lot of other messages work a lot better.

With Democrats like these who the fuck needs enemies

Maybe we need a new word for people who do the sieg heil to troll the libs. [googles for a minute or two] Huh. It turns out "Nazis" still does the trick.

Rose to the rest of Unrivaled

Closed out my favorite week of newsletters at @herhoopstats.com yet with a 3,000-word guide to everything going on this weekend in women’s hoops (spoiler: everything is going on) Notre Dame-NC State and WVU-TCU previews are above the paywall 👇🏻 herhoopstats.substack.com/p/tulins-tre...

Not every day you get to see a shakedown on live tv

Mom, come pick me up, they're coming up with the silliest possible version of the Great Man Theory of History

Every episode of Severance is as good as Jalen Hurts in a Super Bowl and pretty much every other show on TV plays pee wee football

“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

Closed out my favorite week of newsletters at @herhoopstats.com yet with a 3,000-word guide to everything going on this weekend in women’s hoops (spoiler: everything is going on) Notre Dame-NC State and WVU-TCU previews are above the paywall 👇🏻 herhoopstats.substack.com/p/tulins-tre...

I have no doubt in my mind Cusack’s heart is in the right place but it’s really hard for me to imagine a worse look than “actor with tens of millions of dollars to his name says journalists should work for free”

EDITOR'S NOTE: 95sports is representative of Route 95 and the NJ Turnpike, not things that happened in sports in 1995.

It’s been 30 years

How many times do millennials have to tell you we aren’t interested in houses, we just want avocado toast

Now that is a headline

Once upon a time, these were actions by a private company. Now they are actions being undertaken by a high-ranking government official, in connection with his public activities. This raises 1A issues that didn’t exist before.

A few weeks ago some stroke of divine inspiration put the phrase “Magdalena Bay cover of Pure Imagination” in my head and every now and then it pops back in and I become completely fixated again

New Anxious record 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

when the crowd cheers for the Nazi salute, what you have is a crowd full of Nazis

“I’m not a Robot” is an absolute delight, easily my favorite of the live action Oscar-nominated shorts. As usual all five are well worth watching, the whole group run under 2 hours

For the record, I agree that Elon Musk is a dick. Ed Martin also seems like a dick. Thank you, Mr. Speaker. I yield the floor.

Imagine saying you were threatened by Chuck Schumer lmao

Almost tempted to watch this just to learn what virtues centrists see in themselves because I’ve sure as shit never figured it out