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News Analysis: The New York Times’s news analysis superimposing strategy over Donald Trump’s dumb flailing is a journalistic embarrassment. But it also gives aid to a politician the New York Times likes and supports.

No American outlet would hesitate to describe them as pro-regime paramilitaries or an irregular militia and similar terms if this was happening anywhere else.

Brandin Podziemski hits the travel dance at Caitlin Clark while courtside at the Valkyries - Fever game (h/t @nosyone.bsky.social)

this isn’t crass. intranational refugees can’t all afford sf or portland or nyc. if your state claims to be a haven for huddled masses yearning to breathe free, it needs infrastructure to support them. what good is a safe state if you can’t afford to live in it & homelessness gets you jailed?🧵

The fucking funniest part of this is if you replaced the word Mamdani with Cuomo she would be spot on

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

call me crazy but I don't think we should.

50 years ago today Talking Heads' CBGB Stage Debut Talking Heads – Psycho Killer The video presumably dates back to November 1975. The song appeared two years later on their debut album, Talking Heads: 77. #punkrock #talkingheads #cbgb #newyorkcity #punkrockhistory #otd

Indiana made those shirts that say “every game is a home game” as a nod to how many of their fans show up everywhere and ballhalla said “NOT HERE”

One of the biggest bands in the world became radioactive pariahs in a heartbeat because one of them said “we’re ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas.” It was dumber than you can imagine.

The Liberty and Fever were 11.5-point favorites in tonight’s WNBA games when I couldn’t decide how to order them in the newsletter and looked to the spreads for guidance. Fever have 3:23 to come back from a 6-pt hole or they both lose

The only masked vigilante I want to see taking people in California is Tip Hayes off the dribble

Tip please be careful!

Well, they blew a whistle for Caitlin. Not the way most people seem to want, but they did blow the whistle.

Chase Center might literally collapse if Amihere got out in transition and threw one down ijs

Valkyries pxp guy just repeated his claim they were the fastest expansion team to five wins, which he has said several times lately. Both of the 1999 expansion teams, the Miracle (eight games) and Lynx (nine game) got to five wins faster than the Valks (10 games).

Thank god the paper of record is here to report on what matters most to New Yorkers days before a pivotal election: a six-figure settlement won by a guy who played less than two full seasons with the Yankees and was released two years ago for something that didn’t even happen in NY state

Stockton, CA: Heavily armed masked kidnappers drove up in an unmarked car and pulled a landscaper out of his truck and kidnapped him. When the landscaping company owner asked the men what they were doing, the kidnappers assaulted him and pulled out a metal baton.

This whole "imbroglio" could be avoided if ICE agents were required to wear uniforms and identify themselves, a tradition in law enforcement for the past few centuries

But just yesterday folks came in my replies to assure me that all the masked thugs are confirmed ICE agents because “experts” say they are.

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

“Zohran, will you marry us? Xoxo, NYC” among the messages on the video board at halftime of the Liberty game. Drew a nice cheer.

A Stewie 3???? In this economy????!

JJ headed straight to the locker room holding her lower back but walking

Tonight’s doubleheader brings that great matchup in New York, and Caitlin Clark gets her first shot at the Valkyries. The focus of our latest @andytulin.net's Treasures. herhoopstats.substack.com/p/tulins-tre...

Greetings from Barclays Center where it’s hot as a motherfucker and there are plenty of “don’t rank Cuomo” fliers available for anyone who wants to be on the right side of history Libs are 2-0 with a +76 margin with Bestie and I in attendance this season lol

some of y’all have internalized colorism against fascist straight people who look like they were born wearing Ed Hardy shirts and ripped jeans and it shows 🇺🇸

I think it’s admirable that the Super 70s guy found a way to not be the biggest asshole on his show

Oh shit that weirdo who constantly followed and unfollowed and followed and unfollowed me till I blocked them is making a push for the top five

What is the most horrendous name you can think of for a boat?

To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws. Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.

Am I missing something? This isn't how laws work.