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There once was a man, orange and stout, Whose lies made his cultists all shout, With a gut like a whale, And hands that were frail, His ego was all he could tout. facebook.com/TheAngryCreamsicle
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Felon 47 strikes again! The stock market takes a nosedive, and guess who’s proudly taking credit? The guy who bankrupted a casino. Next up: blaming Biden for his own economic disasters while his cult drinks the Kool-Aid and cheers for more financial ruin. MAGA logic at its finest!

Imagine a Congress filled with smart, passionate leaders fighting for the people—now imagine the exact opposite, and you’ve got the GOP. AOC is out here dropping truth bombs while half of Congress is busy Googling ‘How does government work?’ #SendBetterPeople #NotJustGriftersAndLunatics

Steve Bannon announces that the January 6 insurrectionists will be singing at the Kennedy Center

There once was a man, slow and cold, Whose spine had the strength of pure mold. He hoarded his wealth, Denied others' health, Then crawled off to die—rich, but old.

Elon Musk is throwing a tantrum so big, he now wants to yeet the entire International Space Station out of orbit—because an astronaut hurt his fragile little ego.

Elon out here throwing accusations like one of his defective Teslas throwing parts on the highway. Meanwhile, Schiff just delivered a slam dunk with enough force to shatter Musk’s fragile little ego.

From 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!' to 'Mr. Zelenskyy, just give Putin whatever he wants.' The GOP has gone from Cold Warriors to Kremlin cheerleaders.

Pro tip: If your 'patriotism' involves using the same weapon on a traffic stop that was used to attack cops on Jan 6, you might not be the 'law and order' type after all.

"Never Forget" was just a nice phrase, 'Til Trump and Musk set it ablaze. Cut funds for the brave, Let sickness enslave, While they bask in the cult’s blind praise.

Ah yes, classic Felon 47 logic: When a country is invaded by a dictator, it's their fault for not just rolling over and surrendering. Ukraine "should have never started it"? That’s like blaming someone for getting mugged because they dared to walk outside.

They just cut funding for services to over 132k first responders and survivors of 9/11. So much for "never forget." abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

Jim Jordan asking about crime is like a fox asking why the henhouse is a mess. Also, AOC just folded him like a cheap lawn chair.

Friendly reminder that it's not an audit, because they're not auditors. It's a coup.

Elon Musk vows to keep reproducing until at least one kid doesn't block his number.

Ah yes, nothing says "America First" like firing the person responsible for making sure our food won’t kill us. But don’t worry, folks! Felon 47 still has his food supply—cold Big Macs on a golden platter—while the rest of us get to play "Salmonella Roulette."