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accidentally chopped off my finger learning switchblade tricks but two fingers grew back, so now I keep having to chop off more fingers because I’m having trouble getting the math right

Trump has rescinded a Biden executive order calling for the development of policies to lower drug costs for people in Medicare and Medicaid.

Let’s play hockey!

We’re all gonna die from bugs eating our crops because someone had to explain to a bimbo like you the need for insect research funding and they said no

Sorry pal but they’re already on their way

I think this is my favorite nutball comment about being mad that the Onion bought Infowars

Amazing 🤩

apparently there was a chemical company in late-1800s st. louis that sold heroin but was more famous for skull guy calendars

Cool fossil alert! At the Bell Museum

The largest ICE worksite raid in history, at a meatpacking plant in Mississippi in 2018, led to 680 arrests. It took dozens of agents, months of planning, thousands of man-hours, and likely cost several million bucks. Keep that in mind when the Trump admin starts touting splashy numbers next year.

I wish that this app didn’t suck shit when I try to post a picture

The funniest thing about the story is they found out he was communicating with a “woman from Uzbekistan” during a search of his devices lol. imagine eracing your life for a scam.

I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years

I am NOT a “shitposter.” I am NOT an “internet comedian.” I am LEAVING CODED MESSAGES for my HANDLER in BEIJING

I went with my sister to Spain to visit our cousin. On the trip, my sister texted a person to meet up with who she knew from the Twin Cities who lived in Barcelona. But it was the wrong number. I ran into him randomly in a club and knew he was the guy because he was wearing a Timberwolves jersey!

Feel like someone missed an opportunity here re: fascinators

If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house

I just saw three meteorites in the city! #leonids

At First Avenue with my child

Real ones know

The owls are up to something

I was never a big Mickey Mouse fan, but this was the best. So funny. 

Remember when Jill Stein stole money from people during the last presidential election for a bogus recount? Anyway, I guess that grifter is throwing her hat into the ring again .

Live look at the RNC debate

Check out the new Minnesota state flag submissions! serc.mnhs.org/flags

Fuuuccck yeeeahhh!

People get down on bit of honey in conversations about Halloween candy, but for me, sometimes I need a little piece of trash Candy I don’t know why

Happy Halloween 🎃

the 'im the leprechaun' bit still fuckin kills me, every time

Bring back the mandatory phone, jack in phones and other devices

If Jim Jordan is dressing for the job he wants it's going to be tough to land that gig selling appliances at a Sears in 1985.

pretty remarkable resignation letter from Joshua R. Paul, director of the State Department's Bureau of Political-Military Affairs, posted to his LinkedIn page two hours ago. archive.ph/k9PpM