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angrygoose.ruins.party
A goose. An angry goose. Sometimes not angry. Sometimes silly. Usually just angry. 25 | ♏️ | 💍 | 🌈 | 🍃 | mdni
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Your problems could be solved by alt gf Alt gf: they’re traumatized so they have an impeccable sense of humor Alt gf: they’re into some things if you know what I mean Alt gf: their music fucks and they probably know how to make art of some kind and fight Get your alt gf today while supplies last

I just made an alt for anybody who wants to be friends fr ♡ I plan to keep this account for shitposting as usual, but separate my personal life a bit more onto the new page. My new handle is @j.starts.party ♡

I'm making an alt ♡ can somebody please post the handle domain changing site? I lost it.

My kid (who was blonde as a baby) just saw Tangled for the first time and now thinks that it's MY FAULT that her hair is brown bc I "cut her golden hair" 😭😭😂

So are we all just losing our minds rn?

If everybody donates 1 braincell, I might have enough to get up and be productive

One thing about me, I love a bagel 🥯

i was born in the right generation i love being stoned at walmart

Never beating the sleepy girl allegations

Hey so I'm actually not a bitch as long as I have iced coffee and weed <333

Who wants to come over and make flower crowns??🥹👉👈🌼

Enjoying the little things ♡

pov: you’re my dab rig

Caffiene isn't cutting it today😩 Feeling: sleepy

Shut your mouth, baby, stand and deliver🗣🤍

Decided to lower my expectations for myself bc I'm literally just a girl

I have, once again, stayed up too late.

this is an official playground for unhinged emoji combinations, ignore it or feel free to join ✨

Maybe I just need to smoke more weed

What if... I just got one vape...