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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

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I’m not sure why Gavin Newsome doesn’t activate the rest of his army guard to prevent the president from it or force him to overrule it…. Then fight on the second amendment guaranteeing a state a right to a militia. How can a state have a militia if the president can simply federalize it

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

Here comes the spark Texans do love them their guns

Welcome to the party, Red State

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol... I just read my Teleprompter I have people for putting those squiggly lines that mean words on them

Wow She's as tenacious as a terrier with a rat. Filled to the brim with quaaludes Maine must be proud

Fox News is calling these people violent rioters who are destroying LA and attacking police. Now do you see why Fox paid $800 million in a settlement for lying?

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Defund ICE & Homeland Security

Kidnapping children. From school This alternative timeline sucks Can someone go back in time and rescue Hitler? That one seems better now, somehow

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, Jenny McCarthy: Oprah was basically a one-woman Operation Paperclip for horrible grifters.

He will next EO that it is every Californian's duty to house and feed them, and take homeowners 's guns Can't be stuck only breaking 8 Bill of Rights

PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.

Back shot. A woman. Reporter. John Wayne would not be proud.

At least Putin drags reporters behind the barn before shooting them

It is a war crime to deliberately target members of the press

I think Canadians have made a wise decision NOT wanting to be the 51st state. If California is what being a cherished US state is they can keep it. What a shit show.

Red states are a danger!

ICE agents seen with Neo-Nazi tattoos…..

www.foxnews.com/politics/tru... Trump commits his 22nd and 23 injury and usurpation listed in the Declaration of Independence 📜 King George committed 28

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... Thank God for the 2nd Amendment and the NRA!

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... Tennessee needs to call in Air Cav to capture a mule with vitiligo in a meadow

Daaaaaaamn I just lost a call waiting throwdown to my mother, to my nephew Apparently, the hierarchy is grandkids, children who never call, children who call daily, everyone else.

Trump calls for the arrest of California Governor Gavin Newsom. The President of the United States calling for the arrest of a sitting state governor is unprecedented. Even during the Civil War, President Lincoln never arrested governors of the states that took up arms against the union.

Safety First

Even George III needed to go through Parliament to pass his Intolerable Acts and deploy soldiers to "keep peace" in the Colonies We are now up to 21 separate injuries and usurpations committed by Immoral Mussolini READ THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! IT IS ATTACHED BELOW! #ANARCHY #ANTIFA

We are getting closer by the day to the US version of Tiananmen Square.

They’re even turning the sandwiches GAY