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Last day of school is the best day to be a hungover teacher. Until they ask you to go to staff drinks after school.

You know what? I'm fucking sick of email addresses that aren't monitored. You send me a fucking email about why you didn't recognise me? Allow me to identify myself you cunts.

Australia can end the trade war by putting tarrifs on #bluey. Just bluey. Is that a domestic fight #trump is ready for?

With the amount of profit #colesworths makes from gouging us, their $30 shopping bonus for the kiddies should be at least as good as McDonalds happy meal toys from the 90s. #coles #woolworths

Is there a way to use the #blockchain to guarantee a student has not submitted an #ai created assessment?

The bells at the Greek Orthodox church in Highgate started ringing while DoubleJ was playing Devil Inside. #takethatathiests

When I was 10 I moved to a new school. I didn't have any friends so I climed onto the monkeybars and started throwing my pocketmoney in the air shouting 'Heads!'. Im 50 and have never spoken of this. It still feels sad and shameful. The first friend I made is now a Liberal Party MP. #drake

Mark my words. If Trump, Putin and the evil monkey have not decided to rig the upcoming Papal election, are they even Super Villains? Or will Poo Bear get there first? #strangetimes #interregnum

I like the peace and quiet here, alone with my thoughts, scrolling my feed. Would be awesome if I could just geoblock certain parts of the world. I watch the nonsense coming from America on commercial tv. But I don't want to engage with it online any more.

Every time I see an Aussie driving a Tesla, I shout 'WooHoo! Trump 2028!' at them like a crazy person. I'm discovering Aussie Tesla drivers are a sour faced bunch.

For every #GAT class that gets extra funding, there should be a #DLS class that gets extra funding. We have fewer gifted and talented students than we have difficult little shits. #teacherthoughts #education

Far too many Australian men are wearing moustaches unironically. This has to stop.

Easy bit of #cossylivs you could fix @RogerCook and @RitaSaffiotti. Why do you charge me for being poor? EXPLAIN THIS #greens #labor #liberal #wapol2025 Shane Love and Sophie Greer do you think a #povertytax to pay for car rego is ok? I assume @thegreenswa support a #PoorTax?

With the focus on zero tolerance for anti-semitic graffitti, WA Police are invited to join any metro school cleaning crew for a ride-along on their daily swastika spray-n-wipe run. #wapolice

I'm a stupid white bastard and I stand with Sam Kerr. #stupidwhitebastard #freesam

Fuck off this bullshit. Buying land for conservation was Steve Irwin's fucking jam. It's not fucking #woke. It's fucking necessary. Cunts like #hancockprospecting #twiggythetwat destroying country. #greatnorthernbeer is my new ask for a pint. #gowokegobroke fuck off with that stupid #americanshit

Some awkward editing in the @10newsfirst reporting of @australiangreens promises. Tell me more of this policy of kicking @peterduttonmp. Like, do all voters get a go? #soundon #keeplaborhonest #kickpeterdutton #auspol2025

I have spent my whole life trying to recreate the feeling of getting home from the video store on a friday night with the take away.

If the rednecks won't change the date, how would they feel about changing the name? Not invasion day, not australia day. How about Country Day 2025? Because we all love the country we live on. #countryday2025 #australiaday #invasionday

Looters should be shot on sight. Why isn't this still a thing?

#INGBank keeps sending me increasingly desperate emails because of my inactive account. Tell you what #ING, just send me an email I can reply to, and we can work all this out.

Top 5 Australian Films of all time. 1. Mad Max 2. Romper Stomper 3. Kiss or Kill 4. Muriel's Wedding 5. Crocodile Dundee Fight me.

Sad to see what our Aussie Eucalyptus species are doing to America on their own #blackfriday

My heart goes out to California. We had a #blackfriday like you once upon a time.

@7news.bsky.social great to know which celebrities have lost their homes. Classy.

The Cottesloe Shark Net had one job. #perth

Blocked from commenting for 5 days without reason or notice. Account status says I have full access but #instagram has shadow blocked me and I don't even know what I said that got their panties in a bunch. Time to delete another social media account methinks.

What's worse, drinking a beer watching your kid play in the pool or scrolling on your phone while your kid plays in the pool? #parenting

What's the difference between a #rissole and a #hamburger?

Watching #grumpycat #worstchristmasever and it really holds up.

This place seems nice. Is there any way to mute America?