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ankaret.bsky.social
Writer, cross stitcher, science witch, enamel pin gremlin, wife of @pmh1wheel, owned by two ridiculous cats @holmiesathome. Trans ally. Disability activism. She/her.
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Guess which of these #cats nearly fell off the bed this morning because he was chasing a fountain pen and momentarily lost track of his own bottom?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

"Due to the expense in obtaining leeches to add to your cups of coffee, we will be raising our coffee prices immediately... What's that? Without leeches you say? We spent a lot of time getting these leeches! How dare you?"

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

About 34 years ago one of the staff in the Computer Centre at Bristol University let me print off a Valentines poem from @pmh1wheel on the laser printer even though I didn't have a card for it and wouldn't take my cash. I don't remember tne poem but to this day I remember the kindness.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Mycroft is having a very exciting squeaky dream.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

hello i am a periscope

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

we are cerberpuss

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I think you're Rurik the Troublemaker, but I might have been fooled by Dyre the Stranger. Dude's a genius.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Amazon just recommended me a book on Flat Earth. It had 4 global ratings.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Spot the difference.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Last night I was web searching for a way to turn off Microsoft Copilot, which had come back after I uninstalled it. The first result was an 'AI summary' giving instructions to click options that didn't exist on menus that weren't *for* that, in a tone I would describe as 'confidently wrong'.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Here is a fluffy kitty blepping.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Satire: I dream of a world where every neurocutie can recognise our unique strengths, & realise autism doesn’t have to hold us back! If we all just had the right support & £10K from our parents, we’d be free to be our neurosquiggly selves. @thedailytism.bsky.social: thedailytism.com/neurozesty-n...

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Petition: Tighten the rules on UK political donations Let's tell Dilbert Stark to jog on. Or goosestep on, as the case may be. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

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Wishing everyone a green unfurling shoot of hope at #Imbolc because we need it. And if you can't manage that at present, I wish you a deep pulse of anger, spite and bloody-mindedness up from your roots to keep you fuelled for a little while longer.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

The Justice card is coming out unexpectedly comic book inspired, which seems... fitting. #tarot

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The Hermit and their cerberpuppy. #tarot

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My @thetraitors headcanon is that the Spirit of the Castle can take the form of either Alan or Claudia at will. I'm not sure how this model fits Claudia's owl, her masked toyboys, Alan's bearded henchman or his horse.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments