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Comedian. Former Dirty Rotten Showgirl. Bipolar Shut-in. Compulsive Exfoliator. Livin’ w/my dead Mom & 2 Shih Tzus in ABQ.
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And here I am putting all my money on Dr. Pepper getting the job.

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They should have Men’s, Women’s, and Afraid’s Bathrooms available. The Afraid’s Bathroom is a bucket in an unused closet with a comforting deadlock.

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Pretty jealous of the size of the butt plug these republicans are able to tolerate having to serve Trump.

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There should be a haunted house for people over 30. Mostly it would be mirrors and a voice asking what you plan to do with your life and how your gonna make your rent.

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When they say your dead loved ones are in a better place, they mean somewhere without #politics.

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Pretty sure most of the time when people want to get close to me it's to try and figure out what's wrong.

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The new final exam for Sex Ed will be a field trip to Motel 6. #elonmusk #childless

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Don't piss on my head and tell me you're paying with a check.

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I'm ready for respect porn. Just videos of men taking rejection well.

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For the LAST TIME- JD Vance is at home doing a cleanse before becoming the front of the human centipede made entirely of Trumps staff picks. #jdvance #trump #humancentipede

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Man if I found a sword in the street or in a dumpster I would never talk about anything else for the rest of my life.

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lifehack: excuse yourself from events by saying it violates the terms of your parole.

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My brother walked into a bank, claimed to own the Bible and demanded money. I still contend that was saner than those who voted for Trump.

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