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this account no longer exists so long, and thanks for all the fish anna
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you must inspire fear or love within your computer for it to submit to your commands

i think a cheeky cig would fix me rn

satire is dead and its rot permeating into everything we are creating the torment nexus every day and watching it torment for entertainment

darmok and jalad on a train

best thing about working from home is i can drink my choccy milk straight from the carton and not be judged.

logging on

Happy women's day! If ur not a woman, ur legally required to send a woman $20!

I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

the fact that i can finally feasibly start planning for going to thailand for surgery is freaking me out in the best way possible

channeling ferret energy today: being stinky and biting things

why does every fucking shop have the same fucking minimalist white on black logo its bleak, nowhere has the juice

"Deception" Acrylics on canvas 2025

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

i want to feel like how the idea of a cigarette feels not the reality of it. right now i feel strong enough to remember that it will not be how i think about it

getting clean sucks, i could be tired outside smoking a cigarette right now but instead im tired on my sofa not smoking a cigarette

its always a good day when my coworkers cat joins standup and he rubs her ears which she bizarrely seems to love

okay based on the only other sporting events i watch does the winner still strap the loser at the end

new haircut just dropped

there are so many little gay people in my phone i want to smooch but so many of them are far away god really does give his hardest battles to his smoochiest of trannies

how strange it is to simply be alive

*hypothetical video therapy appointment* me: yeah i started transitioning quite a few years ago haha therapist: *notes down transgenderism* *my webcam falls over, revealing split ergonomic keyboard and trackball* therapist: *corrects notes to severe transgenderism*

i do wish to be clean from addiction but more deeply i wish that i could go back without it harming me