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For World Book Day this year, I will be dressing up as one of my favourite characters from the 2000s Argos catalogues - Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh shoulder bag collection.

What a coincidence 🕵🏻

Furs McGrowl

He’s been!!!

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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside theonion.com/kohler-...

your honor, the howling winds told me to do it

Spent the day babyproofing my flat. No idea how they keep getting in.

Happy Minkingtimes from Lloyd Skunkle Thomas of the Bin Brigade 🌹

We are the granddaughters of the Flintstones pelicans you couldn’t use as cement mixers

You can hear me chatting to the wonderful Bella Humphries about PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) on the newest series of her show ‘Bleeding Hell’ on BBC Radio Wales at 6:30pm tonight. Or, if you can’t catch it live, you’ll find it on ye olde BBC Sounds after it’s been aired. 📻🦡

I don't care what people say, I really like the new Frasier.

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You can hear me chatting to the wonderful Bella Humphries about PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) on the newest series of her show ‘Bleeding Hell’ on BBC Radio Wales at 6:30pm tonight. Or, if you can’t catch it live, you’ll find it on ye olde BBC Sounds after it’s been aired. 📻🦡

Lloyd and I were visited by a badger bird this morning (aka a long-tail tit 🦅)

Robert Pasternak, from Aboriginal Science Fiction magazine, 1990

Butternut squash sounds like a good time doesn't it

His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.

Whispering "let this radicalize you" to every customer at a restaurant who is told they only have Pepsi not Coke.

You have two wolves inside of you. They will need to also buy tickets for the movie.

I should only be hearing these sorts of questions when they’re being whispered out to me from a dark cave or when I’m coming into contact with a sphinx

Wish I could close my ears like little car wing mirrors when I don’t want to hear things anymore.

Learn from my stupidity and do not put freshly boiled water in your hot water bottles, and try your best to replace them every two-three years. I’m okay but my foot is looking a lot like a lovely tiger bread bap right now. The saddest Final Destination scene going.

🚨🚨🚨 (Don't usually do this kinda thing BUT) BLOOD STOCKS ARE CRITICALLY LOW. If you can, give blood. ❤️ www.blood.co.uk/news-and-cam...

29 Jan 2025

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can

For the Observer today I interviewed #Brassic creator and writer Danny Brocklehurst about the dearth of working class people in the TV and film industry… and of course, the last season for Vinnie & Co. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Puppies all over the world Join paws Start a dog train A dog train

Done our hour of the #BigGardenBirdwatch 🦜 We spotted: - 2 Robins - 2 Blackbirds - 2 Blue Tits - 3 Long-Tailed Tits - 1 Great Tit 🦜🕊️🦆🦢🦤🐥

It’s the @rspb.bsky.social Big Garden Birdwatch weekend! Just takes an hour - go grab a cuppa, and keep an eye on your garden/ a local park for an hour, taking note of the birds you see in that time. Once the hours up, plop your results down on the RSPB website - easy peasy rats with fleas-y. 🐥🦤🦆🦅

For St Dwynwen’s Day this year, I am going to recreate the fish tank scene from Romeo and Juliet down at the local chippy

the moon is a dj and every ocean on earth is crumping

EXEC: “Hey, I have some notes on your screenplay. I know it’s a biting satire, but the Trump character being inaugurated on the day designated in honour of Martin Luther King feels reallllllllllllly on the nose? Could it be a bit subtler?”

Fucking hell. Fuck. Ing. Hell. We knew it all along but to see how comfortable he feels doing that salute is fucking terrifying.

you can find me on LeakedIn. Im seeping in under your foundation

I was also going to say that people name their children Howell because they aren’t brave enough to call them Owl but I just couldn’t be bothered with people arguing that it’s more of a surname than a fore one. I could see the battleships in the horizon and chose to walk away.

“Howell” - a Welsh wolf when it sees the moon

Tributes paid after comedy promoter Alistair Greaves dies suddenly: 'In an industry infested with sharks, narcissists and psychopaths, he was that rare breed – a really nice bloke'