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So January was 23 weeks long, and February has been 3 horrifying days.

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Actually the Nosferatu perfume has grown on me. Possibly because I misread the returns policy on the website I bought it from and I’m kind of stuck with it but that’s fine! It’s fine.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

submitted 590 days ago • 12 comments

I was really excited when Bluesky took off and I followed all the reputable journalists I could find and I regret the comprehensive well informed doomscrolling timeline I’ve built for myself

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

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The weird thing about autism is you don’t really get to choose your hyperfixation. Like I never meant to be this into a random Belgian/Egyptian musician but here we are

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

happy twin peaks day to all who celebrate

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I caved and got the Nosferatu perfume. Why does it smell like my grandparents’ house?

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everyone on BlueSky recently

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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

submitted 339 days ago • 82 comments

My little guy

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The RBA after one very small interest rate cut

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I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

Look at this adorable baby orange-bellied parrot and its fluffy head 🪶🥰

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

“Despite my highly eventful 30 years on this planet so far, I’ve resisted calls to detail my years from birth to the crisp I just ate off the floor five seconds ago. At least, I think it was a crisp.”

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 10 days ago • 67 comments

I bought a hat at the wrestling show just to cover the bad haircut

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What I ask for at the hairdresser vs what I always seem to get at the hairdresser

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The best political rumour since Morrison shat himself at the Engadine Maccas www.crikey.com.au/2025/02/13/p...

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I can’t believe Hangman and Swerve aren’t on the AEW Grandslam card 😭😭😭

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Chain of command. My @smh cartoon.

submitted 15 days ago • 47 comments

Look at this muppet of a bird

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This is a conference for haematologists but I’m imagining a bunch of vampires trying to come up with a front for their annual gathering and doing a bad job of it

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Do you like to dip your fries in ketchup before eating it? Our cockatoos do too! In a new study in Current Biology, we showed our cockatoos innovated a new way to flavour their food: they dunk noodles in blueberry soy yoghurt. Read about it and watch our video abstract: www.cell.com/current-biol...

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

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This week I am attending a Max Richter concert and a wrestling show because I like giving myself cultural whiplash

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

“Per my last email.”

submitted 17 days ago • 31 comments

Tim Burton, Director of Batman (1989): "So Prince, how's the soundtrack coming along for my new film?". Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim." TB: "What?"

submitted 18 days ago • 64 comments

None of the Jurassic Park sequels have brought back Mr DNA in any capacity afaik and I think that’s the real problem.

submitted 19 days ago • 109 comments

Fighting for my life in the grocery store. Carly Rae implores me to call her maybe over the sound system as the darkness takes me.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Why is everyone responding to the disasters unfolding in the US with the enthusiasm of Willy Wonka pretending to care every time another child gets fucked up in the chocolate factory?

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

Feather duster here to cleanse your feed

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Very annoyed that I can’t justify paying hundred of dollars on perfume based on its impeccable vibes only

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments