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🎶From the boredom itself comes my handle on this app Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @ Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
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📚 NEW, SCHOOL BUCKS: A voter-approved fund is meant to help SF public schools add tutors, wellness staff & others to supplement classroom teachers. But millions of $ just sit unspent, even as SFUSD faces layoffs & a 10% budget cut. @idamoj explains why ⬇️ thefrisc.com/millions-of-...

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

95% of students with disabilities learn in public schools, and the Department of Education ensures they get the support they need and deserve.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

submitted 23 days ago • 83 comments

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

submitted 28 days ago • 245 comments

This is so goddamn funny

submitted 31 days ago • 112 comments

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

submitted 39 days ago • 921 comments

Clippy from MSWord: I see you wrote "wearing a hat backwards does not improve performance during jacking off." I think what you meant is "I don't have a hat that improves performance while jacking off."

submitted 347 days ago • 1 comment

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

submitted 45 days ago • 50 comments

Pedro Feliz owned Roy Oswalt. They faced each other 35 times, with Feliz getting 15 hits in 34 AB (.441). But those 15 hits included 3 doubles, a triple, and 2 homers, for a .765 SLG.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Pedro Feliz

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My New Year’s resolution is still 1080p, but if I get a PS5 maybe I’ll go 4K

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

1. PB&J (segregated) 2. Nuclear Winter (mushrooms, charred meat) 3. Pink Flamingo Salad 4. FBI (marshmallow fluff, bacon, iceberg lettuce) 5. Brown v. Board (3/4 of a club sandwich; 1 stale cracker with margarine) 6. Red Scare (ketchup on white) 7. White Flight (boiled chicken, mayo) 8. Rawhide

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nosferhonkshoo (me when i’m a sleepy vampire)

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍

submitted 61 days ago • 1248 comments

This is my impression of Grogu walking

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY

submitted 79 days ago • 124 comments

I see a lot of people wondering how I whip up some homemade slop. Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial. This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight. youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t tag Democrats on here but I’m being so serious when I say they can execute me on TV

submitted 73 days ago • 27 comments

If you like philosophy? YouTube streams, or clicking strange links from a stranger online, click this. Wisecrack has been streaming all day. They’re raising money to help Palestinian children. www.youtube.com/live/mMWstq2...

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The #MtG community has been SO welcoming to me! I wanted to say thanks by doing a lil' giveaway! ✨A set of Nuka-Cola Pinup APEX Deck Sleeves ✨A like-new Foundations Beginner Box (used just once!) ✨A pretty playmat To enter: ✨Follow me ✨Like AND share this post Winner drawn on 12/18 @ 12PM EST!

submitted 78 days ago • 14 comments

Just know in my gut that In n Out employees would never snitch

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

“Legs! I Need Legs! LEGS!”

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Truly wild and predictable watching politicians and pundits who have openly supported a genocide for over a year suddenly pretend to care about the taking of human life. Please.

submitted 80 days ago • 4 comments

These mentions of Colby Rasmus remind me of the tutorial I once posted about how to make the Autobot logo look like him. LOL.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment