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anonniemaus.bsky.social
Bratty Sub with a penchant for shitposting and dad (daddy?) jokes Bratty Sassy Mouse / Bratty Little Baby Mouse on FB Anonniemaus on IG Anonniemauss on Reddit and X https://beacons.ai/anonniemaus
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pew pew uwu

layers of double entendre

got banned somewhere because they thought i was too cute to be real, but also refused to let me verify? later discovered 1 of the mods was mad my selfie got more likes i can only assume they didn’t wanna know if im real or not, bc if im real they have to address suffering from crippling jealousy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Guess who fell and busted her ass today 😵😵😵 Spoiler: It’s me

i mean….

i have an intense craving for choco strawbs

are you even midwestern if you haven’t slid on ice through an intersection in front of a police officer, and just had them wave at you as you slid past? I feel like this is a cultural experience for us

Chicken nuggies and pound town! #NSFWbsky #hentai #NSFWart #goonsky #NSFWrp

#nsfw #bdsm #cnc #knifeplay

look i can’t help it

i may be a soft little baby, but do not mistake that for passive and gentle

I may not have much going for me, but my eyes do absolutely sparkle

Keeping quiet is hard... 😵‍💫🩵

I do. UwU

at least

Spending the last week of 2024 with $25 to my name is really a good allegory for how most of 2024 went. I had no idea how I was going to handle any of it, but I didn’t exactly have another option, so I guess i’ll make it work

Currently struggling with a change to my insurance (without my consent), and am in a mad race against the clock to fix the screw up before the end of the year. I have to call the state benefits ombudsman tomorrow and file a complaint, and possibly file for a state hearing to stop the changes

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bouncing on your lap while you toss treats in my mouth

tell me i’m wrong

from the deep archives i content he shot it off in a sitting related accident

if I don’t make you this hard, is it worth either of our time?

I appreciate you all

A smidge over 5’1”, I sometimes round up to 5’2”

Enthusiastically 🥰

if it worked with my ssdi and insurance, I’d definitely consider it! Sadly, I have to focus on my health first, and I can’t really risk anything that could impact my healthcare 🥲 Ask me NGL questions here! ngl.link/brattysassym...

I don’t! I’ve looked in to it, and the primary reason I don’t don’t is it could impact my disability / health insurance I have a ko-fi for my memes, accept tips from those who appreciate my memes and spicy goods, & sometimes do requests, but the content i post is what I post to reddit or here

thank youuu 🥹🥹🥹 i’m a little quieter than usual bc holiday and end of year stress, but i’m really pretty approachable! i have a discord server im always chitchatting in, and i love making friends 🥰

a subtle difference, but a telling difference

merry christmas to one and all, unless you don’t celebrate, then happy december day ✨